Tawny Newsome credited as playing...
Ensign Beckett Mariner
- [Mariner, as Vindicta, is fighting a holographic version of herself on a crashed Cerritos]
- Vindicta: That's it. Keep up the act.
- Holographic Ensign Beckett Mariner: [laughing] Oh, you know so much about me, but you missed one big thing.
- Vindicta: Oh, yeah, here we go -- time for one of your snarky jokes.
- Holographic Ensign Beckett Mariner: [coughs] Yeah, I may hate protocol, but I don't hate this ship. I don't hate the crew. I work with my best friends. The captain's my mom. I would do anything for her.
- Vindicta: Oh, come on. No, you hate the captain. You complain about her non-stop. It's like your whole thing!
- Holographic Ensign Beckett Mariner: Yeah, I mean, she's hard on me, right? She's the captain, and I'm a pain in the ass. But if she kicked me off the Cerritos, I would be done in Starfleet. She's watching out for me the only way she knows how: in a fucked-up, overbearing, mom way.
- Vindicta: Oh, please, The only person you care about is yourself.
- Holographic Ensign Beckett Mariner: [laughs] Okay, well, then why did I let you kick my ass to buy time for everyone to get off the ship before the self-destruct timer went off?
- Vindicta: Wait! What?
- Holographic Ensign Beckett Mariner: [laughs as self-destruct timer behind her counts down the last two seconds]
- [the holographic Cerritos blows up]
- [Mariner, as Vindicta, has just killed a holographic Staxs with a bomb]
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: [pulls a piece of jewelry off of Tendi's head] Oh, look! Oh, Shaxs's earring. You have to wear it! Come here. Come Hear.
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: Uh, I-I don't know. Isn't there, like, religious significance? I mean, some of his ear's still on it.
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: Come on, dude! Orions are pirates! Pillaging's your whole thing!
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: Okay, stop! It is not *my* whole thing. And for your information, many Orions haven't been pirates for over five years!
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: Okay, sorry. Look, you can just be my generic warrior henchman. Come on! Come on, let's go torture the cat doctor. Like, really torture the hell out of her.
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: Her name is Dr. T'Ana. You're *way* too into this. This is messed up.
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: It's the holodeck. It's not real.
- [holographic characters start attacking Mariner and Tendi]
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: [after Mariner kills the attacking holocharacters] What is with you today? This is not healthy. Can we stop the movie?
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: No, I'm fine. This is feeling good. Come on, let me just take down the captain, and then we can grab tacos.
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: I don't want to watch you phaser the captain.
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: Phaser? *laughs* Oh, it's going to be *way* worse than that.
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: I am out of here. Arch!
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: Hey, come on.
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: [exiting holodeck] This isn't you.
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: It is too!
- [On a planet, Mariner has just toppled over a statue of a rat person. Dozens of formerly-oppressed lizard people are cheering her]
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: [standing heroically on an ATV that she used to topple the statue] The lizard men will no longer be subject to rat oppression!
- [Lizard people cheer]
- Rat Prisoner: Aw, they're no oppressed. We raise them as food. They- they like it.
- Lizard Guard: Well, we are delicious.
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: No. You should be free to do whatever you want. What do lizards like to do?
- Lizard Guard: Mm... bask?
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: Okay. Then you should bask without fear of being eaten.
- Lizard Guard: Well, That does sound nice.