Daniel Kaluuya credited as playing...
Hobie Brown
- Hobie Brown: I don't believe in teams.
- Miles Morales: Aren't you in a band?
- Hobie Brown: I don't believe in consistency.
- Miles Morales: Oh this guy's killing me.
- Miles Morales: [about a building being consumed by one of the Spot's holes] What is that?
- Hobie Brown: A metaphor for capitalism.
- Hobie Brown: Alright my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a- wouldn't you like to know, get what I mean? And for the last three years I've been the one and only- wait, wait, waitwaitwait wait wait. You think I'm gonna show my secret identity? Come out of it. That is when I'm not playing shows, antagonising facists, staging unpermitted political action/performing art pieces. OR, having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model. I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat.
- Miles Morales: Wait, I thought you hated labels.
- Miles Morales: How many missions have you been on together?
- Gwen Stacy: Oh not that many.
- Hobie Brown: A couple dozen.
- Miles Morales: You're not a joke! Right, gang?
- Gwen Stacy: Absolutely.
- Spider-Man India: Completely unamusing!
- Hobie Brown: I don't believe in comedy! Just kidding!
- Miles Morales: See? No-one here thinks you're a joke!
- Spot: You won't after this.
- [Spot cuts the web with a portal and goes into the super-collider, waving goodbye to Miles and the gang]
- Spider-Man India: Well, that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!
- Miles Morales: No, no, no, no!
- Hobie Brown: No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Gwen Stacy: No, Pavitr, no!
- [the super-collider blows up, and The Spot is now a lot more powerful than before]