Nolan North credited as playing...
Wade Wilson • Deadpool • Rocket Raccoon
- Deadpool: At least you can heal from any horrific wound! No, wait. That's me.
- Spider-Gwen: Did you want a prize?
- Deadpool: You know, I'm suddenly kinda glad I didn't have those tacos after all... because I'd probably be spewing them back into my mask about now!
- Scarlet Witch: Mindless Ones! Their only instincts are to defend this dimension and to conquer others!
- Deadpool: Hey! I landed the role of "Mindless One" on this team fair and square! No way I'm letting those dudes steal my deal!
- Nightcrawler: Achtung! The threat level is escalating quite rapidly!
- Deadpool: You think this is intense? Hey, Mystique! Switch it over to the file marked "Deadpool's Danger Room Dream Dates"!
- Hulk: What now?
- Spider-Man: It's like they always say, Sandy. Life's a beach...
- Sandman: And now you'll die!
- Rocket Raccoon: This is gonna be fun!
- Rocket Raccoon: A teleportin' dog? Is this some kinda joke?
- Iron Man: You know, I was just about to ask the same thing about the raccoon with the laser gun.
- Rocket Raccoon: It's a quantum igniter, thank you very much, and it can blast you right outta that in can before...
- Nick Fury: Measure your weapons later, boys. If we want to survive this... We do it as a team.