Andy Samberg credited as playing...
Nyles
- Sarah: You get one more sentence.
- Nyles: Okay, okay, okay-
- [Nyles thinks for a moment]
- Nyles: Even though I pretend not to be, I've realized I'm completely codependent, but now I'm cool with it, because life is meant to be shared
- [pause]
- Nyles: - *semi-colon* - I need you for survival...
- Sarah: That's your one sentence...
- Nyles: [shouts] Wait!
- [Sarah stops]
- Nyles: ... I need you for survival, *comma*, but this is so much more than that
- [pause]
- Nyles: -*colon* - I know you better than anyone knows you, and that day we saw the dinosaurs, you said to really know a person you have to see their entire package, the good and the bad. Well, you've see mine, and I've seen yours, and you have an excellent package. *Ampersand* you're my favorite person I've ever met, and, yes, it seems like crazy odds that a person I'd meet stuck in a time loop would end up being my favorite person, but you know what else has crazy odds? Getting stuck in a fucking time loop. *Dot dot dot*...
- Sarah: Ellipses.
- Nyles: Yes, ellipses, thank you. *Ellipses*, I hope blowing ourselves up works, but if it doesn't, it's irrelevant for me, as long as I'm with you. And if it kills us... Well, Sarah Isabel Wilder, I'd rather die with you than live in this world without you, *emphatic period*.
- Misty: [Sarah knocks] Coming!
- Misty: [Opens the door] Sarah?
- Sarah: [Enters the room, chuckles, to Nyles] Didn't work! Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck outta here.
- [leaves the room]
- Misty: Oh my god. Are you...
- Misty, Nyles: Fucking cheating on me? What? This isn't funny. Okay, stop! I'm serious! Stop copying me! Stop pretending like you know everything
- [Screams, Misty's leading to a sob]
- Nyles: Okay, I'm gonna go.
- [gets out of bed]
- Misty: [crying] Wait, what?
- Nana Schlieffen: Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine...
- Nyles: You might be surprised.
- Nyles: We kind of have no choice but to live. So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
- Nyles: [giving his wedding speech] Here you are, standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. But always remember, you are not alone.
- Nyles: [about Misty and Trevor] Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.