Tony Shalhoub credited as playing...
Abe Weissman
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: What are you doing here?
- Abe Weissman: Well, I hate Moishe and Shirley.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Yes. But, did something specific happen?
- Rose Weissman: Shirley was screaming in the street, and then I started screaming in the street and I called a man a putz.
- Abe Weissman: I wasn't there for that part. I was on the subway because they won't let me have my friends over.
- Rose Weissman: She made Zelda take off her uniform.
- Abe Weissman: And she is using stuffed cabbage in a very punitive manner.