Kristine Froseth credited as playing...
Alaska Young
- Alaska Young: "Great perhaps." I like it. It's just ambiguous enough. Unquantifiable. Kind of magical. Hell of a metaphor. It's also a pretentious way of saying you wanna get laid, but I don't need a dead French poet to tell me that.
- Miles Halter: Why do you smoke so damn fast?
- Alaska Young: [puts cigarette on Miles' lips] Y'all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.
- The Colonel: Y'all talkin about that Lara girl? She's got great breasts.
- Alaska Young: Colonel, do not objectify women's bodies.
- The Colonel: Sorry, perky breasts.
- Alaska Young: Not any better.
- The Colonel: Sure it is. Great is a judgment. Perky is merely an observation.