Dan Levy credited as playing...
David Rose
- Patrick Brewer: [Putting his arms around David's neck and David puts his arms around Patrick's neck] I wonder what would have happened if we had met in high school?
- David Rose: Well, unless you were into candy ravers with asymmetrical haircuts and a lot of pacifier necklaces, I think our paths crossed at the right time.
- [David and Patrick kiss each other]
- David Rose: What's going on here?
- Alexis Rose: Mm, things got effed, and we're not having fun anymore.
- Stevie Budd: For what it's worth, I'm having a great time.
- David Rose: You're like a tsetse fly. Where's your cell phone boyfriend?
- Stevie Budd: On my cell phone.
- David Rose: [to Patrick] Okay. You're not having fun?
- Patrick Brewer: I don't know David, sure.
- David Rose: What exactly did I do wrong here?
- Alexis Rose: Oh, I don't know. David, mmm, was it the time you kissed my boyfriend? Or... was it the time you kissed my boyfriend?
- Stevie Budd: I think it was the time you kissed her boyfriend.
- David Rose: Okay, he kissed me! And I was just told to have some fun. So I played the game. I'm sorry that the bottle landed on me.
- Patrick Brewer: Hm, technically it landed between you and Stevie, so.
- Alexis Rose: Yeah.
- David Rose: Okay, so you're upset about this as well, then?
- Stevie Budd: Looks like it.
- Patrick Brewer: No, I'm not! I'm not upset. I just, I guess I wonder how you would react if the tables were turned.
- Alexis Rose: Yeah David, like, what would you do if Patrick and I suddenly kissed at a party?
- Patrick Brewer: Yeah?
- Stevie Budd: Or Patrick and me?
- David Rose: [to Stevie] Okay, we're done with you.
- [to Alexis]
- David Rose: It was spin the bottle! If Patrick was wasted, and spun the bottle, and it landed on you, and you guys kissed, I wouldn't care.
- Alexis Rose: You're lying, David.
- David Rose: Okay, is that what needs to happen to clear the air here? You guys need to kiss?
- Patrick Brewer: David, let's not be dramatic.
- Alexis Rose: Yeah, maybe it does.
- David Rose: Well, by all means.
- Patrick Brewer: I think it's actually more the principle of the thing...
- Alexis Rose: Okay, here we go.
- [Alexis takes off her shoes to get closer to Patrick's height]
- Patrick Brewer: Is that really...
- [Alexis and Patrick share a very awkward kiss]
- Alexis Rose: Mmmmmmmm! Yum! That was fun!
- Ted Mullens: Hey, are we spinning more bottles?
- David Rose: Uh, was that fun for you guys? That like, satisfying?
- Patrick Brewer: I was never not okay. So.
- Alexis Rose: It was really good for me!
- Johnny Rose: We raised two kids!
- David Rose: Raised might be a bit of a stretch. Our nursery was in a different wing of the house.
- Johnny Rose: It was a design flaw.
- Moira Rose: I'm a light sleeper.
- David Rose: Okay. How long did you envision this game going on for? Because never have I ever been so bored.
- Patrick Brewer: Aw, I'm sorry, David, when I suggested the game, I didn't expect that you'd be drinking quite so much. Eating out of the garbage?
- David Rose: Okay, I did that in front of you last night. Now, as a participant, if we don't change the game soon, I'm gonna get very drunk.