Dan Levy credited as playing...
David Rose
- Alexis Rose: Let me give you some advice. Was it flawlessly executed? No. Would I have done it? Hell no!
- David Rose: If this was intended to be helpful you can leave now!
- Alexis Rose: But what I was going to say is if a cute guy that walks into your store is enough to unravel your entire relationship you're better off knowing that now than a year from now.
- David Rose: [a loud knock on the door. David opens the door to find Patrick outside] Do I want to hear about it?
- Patrick Brewer: I couldn't do it.
- David Rose: You can come in.
- Patrick Brewer: I don't want to date Ken!
- David Rose: I don't think I ever said date!
- Alexis Rose: Was it the lack of ground rules?
- Patrick Brewer: [Patrick turns to Alexis] Hi
- [He turns back to David]
- Patrick Brewer: David! I love you and I really appreciate what you were trying to do for me but I feel no need to meet up with other guys right now.
- David Rose: Okay. If that's what you want then I'm fine with that. I mean I'm easy either way!
- Patrick Brewer: Okay.
- [David and Patrick passionately kiss each other with Alexis looking on]
- Patrick Brewer: Also, this is going to sound totally petty. But something about his shoes made me feel really weird because they were long and pointy...
- David Rose: And squared off at the toes?
- Patrick Brewer: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- David Rose: I know! I know! It's okay! It's okay!
- Patrick Brewer: This is a really long hug now.
- David Rose: I know. Just give me a minute?
- [David looks at Alexis over Patrick's shoulder and Alexis smiles at David]