Billy Eichner credited as playing...
Bobby
- Debra Messing: You know, for the last twenty-five years, I have been listening to every gay man on Earth complain to me. I am not my character. I am not every gay man's best friend. I am simply out in the world thinking that I'm going to get a tour of a museum, but no! No! Did I waltz in here and lay all my shit on you? Answer me! Answer me!
- Bobby: [stammering] I'm just... I... !
- Debra Messing: Shut up! I am a divorced single mother. You wanna hear what that's like?
- Bobby: [referring to Aaron] He is on another level. He's like gay Tom Brady. When I'm with him, I feel like friggin' Elphaba.
- Tina: I bet he's as intimidated by you as you are by him. I'm telling you. He's scared of being vulnerable. Gay guys from your generation still have all these pent-up masculinity issues. You all need to get over it already. Half the kids in Brian's class are non-binary.
- Bobby: Well, it's not fair, Tina. We had AIDS, and they had Glee.
- Harness Guy: Why aren't you dancing?
- Bobby: I am dancing, okay? What do you want me to do, the fucking Nutcracker Suite?