As Forest Gump said, "stupid is as stupid does." When Alvin spends $350 for a John Deer lawn mower to transport himself 265 miles to see his sick and estranged brother, I was wondering why he just didn't buy a bus ticket. Since this is a true story, I'm still wondering. At some point, Alvin does mumble something about not liking buses but it didn't sound very convincing. Hey, he looked pretty darn happy when he hitches a ride on a bus full of old ladies. So, here's a man that leaves his somewhat retarded daughter to wonder where he is for about a month, he uses corn fields for a bathroom and I'm supposed to get all teary eyed watching him ride a lawn mower down a state highway. There's a scene in a bar when Alvin exchanges war stories with another old guy and I was expecting him to reveal some battlefield trauma he'd received that would explain his bazaar lawn mower trip. Wonder how he got home.