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    Lifetime Total
    5+

Reviews

Women in Black
(1999)

Yipes
I watched this on the X-rated channel on a Hotel Tv. It looks to have been shot with a home movie camera. The same scene is repeated over and over. Even for a no budget adult movie this is a poor effort. The aliens makeup (green body paint) rubbed off on the female actors from the minute the first scene started. Another thing whats with the bulldozer??

Second Noah
(1996)

yikes
This show died of one thing. Terminal cuteness. As saccharine as they come. it was a combination of peaceable kingdom and the brady bunch. White parents adopt a CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE bunch of multi-racial kids. They all lived on a farm with a lot of odd wildlife. By the end of the one episode i watched every one was danceing and singing "Put a little love in your heart" this one should not have got off the drawing board.

Boys Will Be Boys
(1999)

Home alone Rip off
Just another kids defeat the burglar home alone rip off. Pure claptrap. Nothing to see here folks

Space Truckers
(1996)

Yuck
I waited two years to see this and boy was I let down. Nothing more than a sad waste of video tape. Do not rent this. Wait until it is in the bargain bin and buy it for the blank tape.

The Mod Squad
(1999)

Yuck!!!!!
The script needs to have one of two things done to it. One put it in the bottom of your bird cage. Two wrap a dead fish in it. This is the worst movie I have EVER seen, worse then "Soldier" Do not see this film. Please do not waste an hour and a half of your life.

Solarbabies
(1986)

BAD, VERY VERY VERY BAD
This movie sent me in hysterical laughter. A bunch of kids in a post nuke war desert where the government has all the water (hmm if there are no plants where is the air coming from???) find a glowing sphere and save the world. Has more plot holes then you can count. In the words of another equaly cheesy film "you will laugh, you will cry, you will puke, you die"

The Pest
(1997)

nononononononononononono
I cannot think, after watching the pest I have burned out 99.9% of my brain cells. Why oh why did I force myself to sit through this horrid dreck. I still spasm when I hear "stinky dinky"

ARRRGHHHHHHHH THE PAIN!!! JUST SHOOT ME PLEASE KILL ME AND BURN THIS TAPE!

Cameron's Closet
(1988)

Bad, really bad!
Cameron is a psychic boy. He somehow brings a demon to life by

using his powers on a statue. The demon then hides in the boy's closet. The demon is vanquished in a hail of bad FX. This movie deserves to be MST3K'd oh so very badly.

Simon Birch
(1998)

The saddest movie I have ever seen!
The film did not compare to the novel what so ever, but it was still good. I knew that the movie had done it's job when the two jocks in the row behind me left sobbbing like babies.

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