King Kong a.k.a "How a decent cast was acted off the screen by a computer" I guess the effort of making 'The Lord of the Rings' was too much for Peter Jackson. The poor guy must have been exhausted and jaded, because this is a total bomb.
First of all, the film is waaaaaaaay too long. There is too much messing about in New York before the boat even sails. Jackson obviously wants to add more depth to the characters by creating some history for each of them, but in a film like this, it's totally irrelevant. It's the relationship between Darrow and Kong that needs the screen-time, not a bunch of piffle about Darrow's career going down the tubes and Denham failing as a film-maker and Jimmy's relationship with Mr Hayes.
And there is the overkill in the action scenes. Why do Hollywood film-makers feel the need to fill the screen with longer and more extravagant action sequences? It's getting boring! The famous log-shaking scene is enough on its own, but no, we also have to have the rescue team being attacked by giant insects and worms after they have plummeted to the bottom. Hadn't they suffered enough? And while I'm at it, don't you think it was really nice of all the bugs to wait until the rescue team regained consciousness BEFORE they attacked them. Obviously, this island has very thoughtful insects. Also during this sequence, Driscoll is swarming with bugs of all kinds and Jimmy shoots them off him with a rather antiquated gun. At that range, Driscoll would have been shot to bits. Stuff like this isn't just asking the audience to believe too much, it is down-right insulting! In the original film, Kong fights a T-Rex. Even in the 1930s, the idea that a soft-skinned ape could defeat a heavily-armoured dinosaur was highly dubious, but at least Kong puts Darrow down before tackling it. Fast-forward to 2005 and we've obviously made some profound discoveries in monkey genetics, because Jackson's modern sensibilities are that Kong can beat up THREE of the blighters AND do it while he holds Darrow in one hand! Wow, this is like 'Kung-Fu Hustle' meets 'Jurassic Park'! Again, one T-Rex isn't deemed good enough for the modern audience. I confidently predict that in the next 100 years, there will have been 5 more remakes of King Kong. That seems to be the general trend since 1933 anyway. In the 2105 version, Kong will beat up 729 T-Rex's (Jackson increased it by a factor of three, so each successive remake will increase it by at least a factor of three, so this is [3 X 3] = [9 X 3] = [27 X 3] = [81 X 3] = [243 X 3] = 729). Also, Kong will be strapped into a straight-jacket, armed only with a banana skin (it's a really big one mind), while wooing Darrow with a light refrain of Sinatra's 'I'm In The Mood For Love' on the piano. And Darrow will be a man.
On to the brontosaurus stampede and is it me or is this scene all a bit Friz Freleng? The animation on the dinosaurs is very sharp, but there is a fuzziness to the live actors. It's very poor quality green screen. It just looked wrong to me. There were no dynamics between the CGI action and the live actors and so I never once believed that they were actually in the action.
The animation on Kong however, especially his facial features and expressions, is astounding. It's truly a breakthrough in CGI. Elsewhere, he's less impressive. His rampage through the streets of New York looks akin to my 7 year-old son going berserk with his Scalextric and train set.
Finally, the acting performances, or should I say, how a fine cast list was acted off the screen by a computer. Only Naomi Watts comes unscathed through this, although Adrien Brody gives a functional performance. Watts handles the emotional intensity with Kong well and it's in this area that the film is strong, after all, isn't this what it is all about? Darrow's relationship with Kong and the final tragedy of Kong's death are the driving force of this story and this is when things go well for Peter Jackson. Outside of this, it's a disaster. The normally excellent quirkiness of Jack Black falls flat and what we see is the quintessential example of a comedian who can't do straight roles. His rendition of the iconic final line "it was beauty that killed the beast" is delivered with all the pathos of a fast-food counter service waiter.
Ultimately, why bother remaking a film so faithfully, except with better special effects and prolonged actions sequences? What has it added to the story? Jackson could have shed all this chaff, made a film that was 90 minutes long, and saved a lot of sore bums in the cinema.