My journey down the road of watching Playboy audition ladies started with 'Tryouts' and I wasn't blown away by the results. Let's be honest - it's a low energy idea, cheap - but you still get a dose of female nudity you came for I suppose. However 'Casting Calls: New York & Arizona' makes that video I just named look fantastic in comparison. Took me three start-and-stop attempts to finish this title. I don't mind little breaks from the nudity, but it has to come at a steady clip and what's here doesn't get the job done.
You should know upfront a lot of time is spent talking with the ladies in various forms. A narrator takes us thru them and you'll notice that even though 350+ showed up in NYC this video shows off a small number. The largest portion - Arizona - cuts straight to the action. I don't think this requires a detailed breakdown all things considered but here we go.
NYC;
- Intro sets the stage, some of the ladies, staff featured (1.5 mins)
- Best friends, former Hooters girls Amy & Jennifer chat, audition. They both look super fine, but the format isn't doing any wonders in the titillation category (3 mins)
- 1st "Casting Call Confessions" deals with weird, odd places to have sex as the girls talk clothed on a couch (1 min)
- Annette's talk about her weirdest sex place (outdoor sheds working at Home Depot) leads straight into her audition, chat. She looks stunning, but too much time is wasted on stuff other than her naked (2 mins)
- 2nd "Casting Call Confessions" is ladies choice for best time of day to have sex (30 secs)
- Roseanna stands out from the pack by not being a traditional blonde in her own words and I have to agree, but again the good stuff is minimal (2 mins)
- Priscilla a pretty redhead chats, has her photos taken (2 mins)
- 3rd "Casting Call Confessions" is about biggest turn-ons (50 secs)
- 31 year old Jennifer has her audition and comes off very well having kept her body in shape and she has the confidence to pose nude (2 mins)
- 4th "Casting Call Confessions" is favorite moves in bed (50 secs)
- Kristen a hot brunette does her thing - chat, photos - but the focus isn't where you want (3.5 mins)
- Dominique another spicy lady has the right look to be in Playboy in my opinion (2 mins)
- 5th "Casting Call Confessions" talks what makes a perfect man (45 secs)
- Melissa had to beg her husband to do this and he's shown, talked to in the usual chat, photos setup (2.5 mins)
- 6th "Casting Call Confessions" is the best part of the body to be touched (45 secs)
- Ingrid from Columbia talks about what a honor it would be to make Playboy. I think she has what it takes, but I'm partial to Latinas (3 mins)
Arizona;
- Straight into Amanda who is heard continuously over getting photos taken in a room with a simple backdrop (2.5 mins)
- Celisse is the same deal. This dark haired beauty drops from her bra, panties as she talks (3 mins)
- Jorie is an energetic brunette who strips from her red bra, panties as she talks about her future plans (3.5 mins)
- Busty blonde Celeste drops from her black and gold bra, panties as she chats about herself (2.5 mins)
- Amber in a green bra, white panties drops from them as she talks about getting into Playboy (2 mins)
- Mariel is your busty brunette who reminded me of Erica Campbell. She gets out of her matching bra, panties as she chats (3.5 mins)
- Angeline is a spunky blonde who gets out of her green bra, panties as she strikes her poses, talks (4.5 mins)
- Devon gets out of her two piece white bikini as she talks, shows off her 'heart breaker' tattoo on her butt (4.5 mins)
- Maria gets out of her purple lingerie as she chats (3.5 mins)
- Tricia the sole Canadian gets out of her red/black bra, panties and chats (3 mins)
A lack of continuous nudity is enough to sink this title all by itself, but 'Casting Calls: New York & Arizona' is also saddled with a scattershot presentation. I don't subscribe to Playboy TV, but this is put together in such a way to think it's origins lay there. New York (first 28 mins) flows well aside from the wasted time, but Arizona feels dumped on you. In hindsight, 'Tryouts' nailed a better balance of hearing, seeing the ladies in short clips that could turn you on. I can't say the same thing here.