appletimebaby Reviews (8)

Red Table Talk (2018–2022)

Washed up and irrelevant:

[1/10 · 2 April 2022]

To call Jada a has-been would imply that she ever had a career worth mentioning. Instead she is a never-was, and this latest attempt to be relevant is just another embarrassment for the Smith family name. With dry topics and absolutely boring guest, one wonders how much Fresh Prince money is being blown to keep this poor excuse of a talk show afloat.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

Another Vin Diesel heist:

[1/10 · 27 March 2022]

Just another money grab by Vin Diesel. Just when you think the series could not possibly get any worse than Ice Cube's failed attempt of crossing over into the action movie genre Vinnie has a "hold my beer" moment. If thin plots and horrible acting are your bag then this is the perfect picture for you, but personally I spent the entire movie trying to get the taste of vomit out of my mouth.

Jeff Foxworthy: The Good Old Days (2022 TV Special)

Irrelevant:

[1/10 · 25 March 2022]

Has-been comedian tries to remain relevant while rousing political turmoil of right-wing conspiracy theories. Jeff Foxworthy was barely funny at the peak of his career. Now, watching he is a sad, pathetic shadow of his former self.

His one-hit-wonder of a joke should be left in the past along with this simple minded fool who has often been outsmarted by 5th graders.

Heaven Is for Real (2014)

Fake movie about a liar:

[1/10 · 20 March 2022]

Fake movie about a lying liar of a child: Lying kid makes up a story about going to heaven, and fools many gullible adults. No worth the time or energy.

If you are a gullible fool then this is the movie for you.

Tha God's Honest Truth with Charlamagne Tha God (2021)

Blah!

[1/10 · 11 November 2021]

Comedy Central continues it's tradition of giving failed comedians night time talk shows. In the same vein of "The Nightly Show w/ Larry Wilmore" or "The Daily Show w/ Trevor Noah" the network attempts to display it's "wokeism" by promoting supposedly controversial individuals who simply aren't educated enough to discuss trending hot topics. If it was not for the profits made from their hit (yet far past its prime) show South Park the network would have failed long ago.

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

The WORST!

[1/10 · 28 October 2021]

How do you get fat during a zombie apocalypse?

There's a shortage of food, you are doing tons of cardio, but the little chick somehow managed to put on 90 pounds. How does that happen?

Ink Master: Grudge Match (2019)

Terrible

[1/10 · 4 December 2019]

I've seen better acting in a kindergarten play. It is mind numbingly bad. Horrid. I feel dumber for watching it.

Battle of the Fittest Couples (2019)

Mind numbingly boring

[1/10 · 1 December 2019]

Terrible show. My c.f. tried to get me to watch it and I couldn't make it through an entire episode of bad acting and predictable games.