X-MEN OriGenes: Patient Zero versus the Heroine Two things make this film stand out in the series. One is the visuals. Not the visual effects, the cinematography. The lights and the colors work wonders, plain and simple. So, that is good. The other is how evolution is handled. The mutations in these movies used to grow gradually. It's like they needed time to develop. That is only natural for evolution. Of course, not everything has always been going carefully, but if there is a movie that disrespects the whole point of evolution in a way no other comes close to, then it's this one. So, that is bad.
The first "X-MEN" movie tells the audience there has been some mutant activity for a while already, but it's "in the not too distant future" that the big things will happen. Years later "X-MEN: FIRST CLASS" tells the audience that, actually, no, the big things will not start in a new world that's yet to come, the big things have been happening already and some of them are in our history. And these things are growing. Huge events in the sixties and then more huge events in the seventies, and this movie, "X-MEN: APOCALYPSE" is set in the eighties, and it's about to get even more huge than ever before. Before it does, however, there is a surprising prologue set thousands of years ago, in Ancient Egypt. There is a humanoid creature worshipped as a god and there are a few guardians and there is some very important ceremony going on, but things don't go as planned and the "god" gets buried below a huge pyramid, but it is wrapped in some sort of energy blanket that won't let it sustain any damage, and the body it inhabits can, apparently, immediately heal once wounded. So, Logan the Wolverine isn't the only one who can heal. Anyway, back to the eighties.
The metal controlling mutant is now trying a peaceful life away from all action. It has now been two decades since he tried to spearhead the whole "mutants versus humans" thing. He now has a wife and a daughter but when his secret identity is revealed, some police show up to arrest him. They have wooden bows and arrows and the scene is happening in a forest. He wants no harm to his family and is willing to turn himself in. But his daughter can't stand it and she turns out to be a mutant with the ability to make birds go crazy and attack people. Wait a minute, his wife is human, but hasn't Magneto put himself and mutants in general above humans? Why would a guy like that even look at a human woman? Did he become a different person in between movies? Pay no mind to it. The birds have gone Alfred Hitchcock on the police and one of them accidentally lets loose a wooden arrow without even looking in the shooting direction. And that arrow turns out to have enough force to pierce not one, but two human bodies, both to a lethal outcome, the wife and the daughter. This is very implausible. Magneto turns angry and evil again and uses a little piece of metal to kill the policemen. He's bad again. Whatever, he's played by Michael Fassbender, and I like this actor. Let's see what happens next.
The mutant that can turn into anyone has been, apparently, helping other mutants, and because of what she did a decade ago, she has been idolized by younger mutants. This is interesting. There are some individuals with supernatural abilities in this world, and two of them stand out because of what they once did. One of them is Magneto who tried something big and bad but was, thankfully stopped by Mystique. He has been a wanted criminal this whole time now, a terrorist. And she has been known for stopping him, and other mutants look up to her. He's bad. She's good. Of course, there's also Charles Xavier and a whole bunch of other good mutants now, but they all basically live in hiding and aren't known to the world. Two are known. The bad one is a man. The good one is a woman. Maybe it's nothing.
That Egyptian mutant has awakened and turns out to be the oldest and the most powerful of all the mutants, going age after age devastating the world once there is too much going on in it. Where his powers end is unclear. He gathers a team of four to do his business and one of them happens to be Magneto. Basically, the end of the world is about to happen, but this is 1983, and the film itself was released in 2016, so, we do know the heroes are going to win. That's one problem with the doomsday here. This ancient mutant going by the name Apocalypse now has access to all the nukes in the world and he fires them all. But only to have them all go up into the outer space and then it is unclear whether they go off or not and what happens to them next. This is another problem. Will they just be floating around the planet for as long as possible now? Will this ever be brought up again? No? No. If Apocalypse wants to devastate the world, why not have the nukes go off and destroy everything everywhere? That would have been an interesting plot twist. By the way, during the scene with the nukes going up, there is some great music playing. It wasn't composed for this movie specifically and it wasn't composed for any movie, specifically, it is old and some movies can use it now. Go watch 2009's "KNOWING" and you'll see things, and you'll hear things, and you just might be scared by things. Be warned.
There is a scene where some of the good guys have just seen "Return of the Jedi" in a cinema. They talk about how the previous movies were better. They don't seem impressed. There is also a little scene in the movie where Apocalypse uses a TV screen to learn about the world, and that's when he decides it's time to go kill everyone everywhere. I wonder how "Return of the Jedi" would have worked on him. The main bad guy in that film ruled a Galaxy, not a planet, and had a colossal fleet able to blow up planets, and Apocalypse only has four individuals at his disposal, and their determination isn't clear, as well as their loyalty. Seriously, someone should have shown him that old movie.
Anyway, the human element has been taken out of the equation, there's no police and no armies trying to stop Apocalypse, there's just the little team of the good guys opposing him now. How does Apocalypse intend to destroy the world, you ask? Well, he tells Magneto to pull all the metal humans have ever put anywhere out of the ground. Magneto is busy now and the remaining three guardians of Apocalypse are now fighting the good guys. Not all of them, because two of them are lucky enough to have a moment and talk to Magneto. One of them is the well-known Mystique. She tells him he's good. And the other is Magneto's son, but Magneto doesn't know it, and won't know it in this movie. Then this movie uses Apocalypse as Emperor Palpatine, Magneto's son as Luke Skywalker, and Magneto/Erik Lehnsherr as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker. The good guys win, but it's not Magneto that stops Apocalypse. It's a girl named Gene Grey. Obviously, a mutant, one that can read minds and control minds, just like Professor Xavier, but she can also have things move, not just metal, anything, but there's also some huge force in her, one that scares even her, but now, with some motivational talk from the professor, she unleashes that Dark Phoenix and that is why the oldest and the most powerful mutant loses. All the team working together couldn't stop him, even with Magneto helping.
Apocalypse and Dark Phoenix are the strongest mutants ever. The bad one is the man. The good one is the woman. Man bad woman good!? Movie, are you sexist?
By the way, when all those nukes were going up, there was a torpedo that didn't go up and hit a submarine instead. That submarine was Russian, or, taking the time into account, Soviet. And nobody in the film is shown to have a problem with that. And all the devastation done in the third act is so terrible it... doesn't occupy much screen time, looks like a CGI mess, and is, by the end of the film, treated as something easy to recover from. And Magneto, the one behind it, seems to be... just walking free. Whatever, movie, you are the movie. But here is my conclusion.
Some of the visual effects could and should have been better, but in general, the movie looks good. It also sounds good. The plot isn't good, especially, when it counts the most, during the final battle. And it disrespects the idea this whole film series rests on. Not a waste of time, but not enough to be a good movie.