THE-F-MAN

IMDb member since April 2001
    Lifetime Total
    25+
    Lifetime Filmo
    10+
    IMDb Member
    23 years

Reviews

Assaulted Nuts
(1984)

I have no idea what that last comment was about?!
I actually saw this once on (I believe) Night Flight on USA sometime in the early 90's It was a strange sketch comedy show like the Kenny Everitt Show. The best thing was seeing actors like Willam Sadler and Emma Thompson doing comedy! I can still remember a skit about a zit cream called pimple on that made them all grow into one big zit on top of your head. I think it had Sadler and Wayne Knight in it in a locker room. Knight slaps Sadler in the back and his head "pops" like a pimple. It was kind of like that the rest of the show. And of course it had half naked chicks in situations with double meanings. Anyway it is too bad USA or whoever has the copies of all the crazy stuff they showed on Night Flight doesn't let it out for the rest of us. Lucky for me I have a few recorded tapes of the stuff but they won't last forever.

Night Patrol
(1984)

Here's a shocker - COMEDY is sometimes not serious or fine art!
I am having a hard time understanding all the people that didn't like this movie. Maybe you should stick to a different genre - this is for those of us that like OFF COLOR humor. I think those of you that are saying this movie sucked should watch THE UNDERGROUND COMEDY MOVIE. Now there is a 10-carat shining turd. This movie has its followers but if you didn't like it, I would have to say that you just didn't get it. It was in the same league with TOP SECERT, POOTIETANG, SCARY MOVIE, BLAZING SADDLES - obviously stupid, and lowbrow, off color, offensive fun. F*UCK IT stop taking life so seriously. It wasn't supposed to be GONE WITH THE WIND! Here's a shocker - COMEDY is sometimes not serious or fine art!

The Cockateer 2
(1992)

not as corny as the first one
Randy West returns as the Cockateer. The same senarios of bad guys and good guys, dork it out with the chics in this movie. Francesca and Shayla Laveaux make this movie worth watching. There are some great sex scenes if you can get past the dorky costumes in this flick. The storyline is actually not that bad either for those of you that care about substance with your sex. The only reason I wouldn't give this movie a higher rating is the stupidity of some of the costumes and situations. check it out.

Killer
(1991)

good god i wasted a dollar for this?
There are only two things about this movie that are any good at all. One is a sex scene in a closet that lasts about 3 min. and the cover! The story is weak, it appears to have been made on a really old videocamera and the editing is terrible. If it wasn't for the sex I would think some highschool video class made it. TERRIBLE, don't waste your time or money.

The Cockateer
(1991)

waste the rental fee it's not too bad
Not bad as far as spoofs go. If you hadn't guessed from the title it's a spoof of the Rocketeer. There are villans (like the evil screwball) and the chics that need rescuing-cockateer style of course. Overall it ain't that bad, there are some good scenes; probably a 6 or 7 out of 10 "take that evil-doer!"

See all reviews