arniebraun-28055

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Oppenheimer
(2023)

Atomic......bomb!
Have to agree with quite a few of the negative comments here as it seems to begin with waffling, jump to a different time and place and waffle on more, then as if that wasn't painful enough it does another quantum leap and of course even more waffle.

Then inject damon to as usual overact and try ever so hard to sound smarter than he actually is. Then even more jumping around with no real point.

These overdrawn, overdone meandering movies really make one appreciate the truly great filmmakers like Scott, Scorsese and Coppola. If you're after a decent technically enlightening character relatable story about the real work behind the atomic bomb, this isn't it.

The Hundred with Andy Lee
(2021)

A hundred percent painful.
What is it about this guy and hamhock blake that makes everything they appear in so contrived, tryhard and extremely unfunny? There hasn't been one instance on any of these episodes that have been remotely amusing. Mainly just constant childish infantile questions and gibberish which seem to be repeated not only every question but every episode. Surely there have to be some actually appealing and genuinely amusing personalities somewhere here in Australia that are actually worth watching and having a laugh at/with instead of either of these kings of poo and pee gags! Another example of a let's give it a go because I think I'm ever so funny when the polar opposite is the case.

Elvis
(2022)

not a snow job but a...
That was difficult and took four goes to get through. Typical lurman.guff that just jumps from lame to over the top nonsense. Hanks was worse than a woodchipper millimetres away from ones ball shack. It was more like a.stoned film students attempt at a woke multi generational.music project.with a famous singer as a secondary afterthought being stalked by an incomprehensible mumbling wierdo not even.worthy of a 007 villain cameo. The constant gibbitzing from hanks and the portrayal of Presley as some sort of simpleton was also painful, not to mention the guy didn't even have the moves right half the time.

The Mechanic
(2011)

Backyard grease monkey
Another one that's all glitz and hype without any real substance or intrigue. It's really just damn silly, I'll jump to one scene that absolutely annoys me to bits. How does a skinny untrained,drunk weazel take on a trained experienced hitman 3-4 times his size that in a lavish house just happened to leave a screw driver out not in the garage it's just so silly & the mere fact foster gets thrown around like a rag doll without serious breakage is laughable. Then there's the whole story it's so simplistic one can guess it's entire plot within the first 8 minutes. There's more but yeah overall it's just a dumb simple overrated action mind numbingly implausible fizzer.

The Magnificent Seven
(2016)

the less than mediocre 6.5
Second time trying to get through his steaming pile of cash cow dung. Now just to confirm it was some twisted attempt at an indiscernible comedy/parody, right? Are all remakes doomed to be from & rapidly returning as permanent residents to sh it movie he ll because this thing should buy several plots there.

F9
(2021)

greed
When does one become so greedy that it's embarrassing? When charging people to see crap like this. At least Michael Caine owned up to it,this crud,which by the way I was errrr....lucky.....enough to see free,was torture beyond imagination. Is there a movie these things didn't poach from?

Hardcore Pawn
(2009)

Despicable swine
A sickening pack of scabs,if ever I wished for some sort of huge meteor to hit earth it would have to be to hit the store with only the three peasants there.

How to Stay Married
(2018)

how to make vomit popular
How are these things made let alone be called sitcoms,lame on so many levels & helliar has never been,never will be the slightest bit funny.

Goblin Works Garage
(2018)

gimmicks over grunt
Is it a ploy with most of these shows to start off reasonably interesting then become silly & irritating? Who spends thousands of dollars & many hours on a project & not look at the engine,not just that the builds just get sillier & gimmickier. They all are becoming slightly irritating but she's really driving me nuts with airy fairy guff.

Salvage Hunters
(2011)

picking off the bones of others work
Usually like this type of show as I have been involved in the same thing for some time,but,there is something rather off & sly about this guy. Maybe it's the way it swans around with that huge chip on it's shoulder knowing it's going to screw the last penny out of those that actually did all the work to begin with & end up making,in some cases,big money out of the deal,to me he's a scabby peasant.

Garage Rehab
(2017)

if dick spoke to a few guys I know like that he'd be in rehab
I see richards bots have been at it with the high ratings. I thought I disliked him before but this just reinforces what a weasely whiney backstabber it is. If he swanned in with all his bluster & bull & started denigrating some,most,of the guys we know he would definitely be in rehab or be swimming laps next to dory with a cleveland block attached to his ankle to add to his bling. This is just a sponsor paid hack job of a wannabe car show.

Overhaulin'
(2004)

not lowriders but LOWLIFES
I tolerated all the other fake stolen & repo'd cars to see some apparently nice builds but after seeing them making out they're from child services is the last straw THIS STUPID SHOW SUCKS & NOW CROSSED A LINE ABSOLUTE LOWLIFES!!!

Tammy
(2014)

Sit on an extremely large pineapple instead
Terrible,just unbearably unfunnily terrible trying too hard & not even remotely entertaining or amusing don't waste your time.

The Fast and the Furious
(2001)

Furiously fast forward.
I live my life a quarter mile at at time...?!? Bwaaaahhhhaaha pure corn with extra cheese.I'm truly sorry about the tragic death of Walker and his friend but he,unleaded & probably most of the rest of the cast could have,should have had a lot more acting lessons,just terrible.

Jurassic World
(2015)

Rex....rex.... dinner....please eat me.
Really are running out of ideas,not to mention decent scripts &/or writers,possibly the same applies to actors as less than half way through found Howard unbearable.Then there's the irritating Pratt,maybe they should consider resurrecting the franchise in another 65 million years.

Holey Moley
(2019)

not grate
I would rather rub my b alls with a cheese grater.

Hughesy, We Have a Problem
(2018)

no problem if you don't watch it.
Chunnel 10 are doing a bang up job making themselves the worst station having some 98.5% of their shows total crap,although it's a very close call this has to be the worst show.He manages to be totally unfunny & somewhat repetitive they all seem to forcibly laugh at nothing or everything.

Pawn Stars
(2009)

sad
Another starts off ok but wears thin pretty quickly show,they really screw some people over & the arrogant ricks well go off & start your own store is unbearable.The rest of them are all the same & the son is rude while chumlee I'm suprised can actually walk,talk & breath all at the same time,but the one standout was rick reading a novel at his own party what a pathetic selfish sadsack.

The Hustle
(2019)

stinker
Shocking,terrible,abominable,stinker,unfunny,poorly acted,poorly scripted,cringefest enough said.

The Chase Australia
(2015)

babble babble gargoyle of prattle
This clown must do these ridiculous antics just to annoy,it really is unbearable now all the jabbering over the top of contestants after asking them a question.Then there's the ridiculous forced laugh,even more ridiculous attempts at accents,waving hysterically of the hands,the condescending nature towards contestants & the constant incessant babbling,all this has made this version unwatchable.

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