Not even half way I am afraid that this movie is comfortably the worst movie I have ever seen, and yes, I have seen some bad ones in my time. As far as I am concerned a low budget isn't any excuse for something as bad as this.
The acting is awful, the plot is almost non-existent. I just really couldn't care less about any of the characters or any of the story for that matter. Now I went into this movie very open minded and perhaps, even wanting to like it.
I now consider this movie to be the benchmark that I shall judge all bad films by. In fact, it might be worth watching... just purely to give you a greater appreciation of any movie that you have ever enjoyed.