firecrotchlove

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13 Fanboy
(2021)

Lame attempt at riding coattails
This is probably the most pathetic attempt at riding coattails that you will ever see in horror. And that is saying something.

This was nothing more than a lame attempt for these former starts of the Friday the 13th franchise to regain some former relevancy. Nothing more. The story, characters and situations are all hokey and contrived. It's not even scary. Not even a little.

The production values are pretty weak, and the cinematography is flat with unimpressive shot compositions. This movie does not contain an ounce of originality.

This was nothing but a cheap cash grab and from the looks of it, they didn't grab much. Do yourselves a favor and stay away. It has NOTHING to do with Friday the 13th or it's fandom.

Isolation
(2020)

Awwwwful
Well, don't listen to Sheypan as he breaks his arm patting himself on the back for this turn. It isn't suspenseful with a sprinkle of comedy and it's not some great thing like he thinks it is. Dull and boring and those are the good points.

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