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Terror on the Prairie
(2022)

Worst Western Ever, 2 hours wasted.
I dont know who wrote the plot but damn.... Spoiler alert !!!!

So... the father and "hero" in the story is actually an ex "military sniper", (but cannot shoot a few wanted criminals at 10 yards, rifle or revolver in hand).

The wife decides she can definitely do better and yup...she takes out the whole bunch, takes her time though, teaches her son how to make a good Starbucks Americano during the whole shootout !

Sits around talking good ole days while the bad guys sits outside in the barn munching away at Betsie (they're only cow).

Never seen before footage.. Bad Guys playing Firemen (for the "bad lady" shooting at them, because of they're moral ethics).

The "bad" mom runs to the hills, decides it's better to leave her only begotten son and newborn daughter in the wild, close to the river (just so they can at least eat fish should they need to).

Run Forrest... The Sniper shows up.... Hearing the sound of his horse's gallop 🤣(for what seems like eternity) he jumps of his horse, flying through the air like...well...Batman I pressume ?

Straight into battle...and nope, no luck, captured, tied up, shot, almost raped (well they just as well could have)🤣.

To make a long (waste of time) movie short, the sniper suddenly remembers how to aim at the end and gets his man at 60 yards.

I cannot help but wonder how many stray dogs was killed accidentally by bad shooting ! 🤣 Come on guys.....waste of good money !

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