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This movie is so horrible, it's not even so-bad-it's-funny. It's just painful and awkward. You got a hot guy with a six pack and personal problems, training with an unconventional old man in time to beat the champion and win back his wife and kid. The script, acting, and camera work is all so amateur, like it was made by some over-ambitious high school kids. There's random sex scenes with no point, meaning, or explanation. More like porn breaks than anything. Even the fighting is fakey and too obviously choreographed hit by hit. Don't bother wasting 90 minutes of your life on this worthless crap. Unless you're a 12 year old boy looking for a quick free porno and 'fighting.'