goldenboy_1024
Lifetime Total
1+
IMDb Member
15 years
Reviews
Seventh Moon (2008)
Nauseating camera shake. Piece of crap.
Well the title says it all. If you are one of those who find camera shakes annoying then you'll be in for a party here. I really don;t know why some idiot directors have to film their movies this way. Eduardo Sanchez himself said that Seventh moon is a low budget trip to hell.
An American couple take their honeymoon in China. You see it's the groom's homeland (Tim Chiou, L.A. Proper), although he grew up in America mainly speaking English. His wife (Amy Smart, Crank) is just along to meet the ancestors. One night their tour guide (Dennis Chan, Knock Off) mysteriously strands them in a field near a very creepy cemetery adjacent to a village, with ritualistic sacrifices littering the ground. Soon the couple tries to flee, but a car accident where they hit a man stops them. The hurt Chinese villager barely croaks out "They're coming! They're here!" and soon everybody is attacked by creepy white Asian zombies. And so begins a bizarre chase as a pair of Americans have to fight their way across the Chinese countryside while being pursued by something evil that wants to eat them
An American couple take their honeymoon in China. You see it's the groom's homeland (Tim Chiou, L.A. Proper), although he grew up in America mainly speaking English. His wife (Amy Smart, Crank) is just along to meet the ancestors. One night their tour guide (Dennis Chan, Knock Off) mysteriously strands them in a field near a very creepy cemetery adjacent to a village, with ritualistic sacrifices littering the ground. Soon the couple tries to flee, but a car accident where they hit a man stops them. The hurt Chinese villager barely croaks out "They're coming! They're here!" and soon everybody is attacked by creepy white Asian zombies. And so begins a bizarre chase as a pair of Americans have to fight their way across the Chinese countryside while being pursued by something evil that wants to eat them
Superbad (2007)
Absolutely terrible
This is one miserable movie. I don't understand how it could possibly make anyone laugh. I've sat through this movie for about 45 minutes waiting for the fun to come,yet I never saw one joke. I don't know how anyone could rate this so high, I know humans have different tastes in humor but I never imagined that this movie would be anywhere close to funny... I mean which human would think that a normal day-day sentence like " Where are you off to" is funny? It's more like having a candid camera aimed at two nerds and watching them go about their daily duties. God help us. It's overrated movies like these that make IMDb's rating system impossible to comprehend. Script sucks, acting is just OK, this is not "hilarious" like people claim it is. This movie should receive ratings at par with Disaster movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans etc.
I SEE MOST COMMENTS RATING THIS BELOW 5, YET THIS MOVIE'S OVERALL RATING IS 7.9 - THIS VOTING SYSTEM IS RIGGED AND IT'S TOO OBVIOUS.
I SEE MOST COMMENTS RATING THIS BELOW 5, YET THIS MOVIE'S OVERALL RATING IS 7.9 - THIS VOTING SYSTEM IS RIGGED AND IT'S TOO OBVIOUS.