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You always get those adult films that are shot by some mildly retarded guy too hopped up on coke to know what he's saying, but the scene with Lexi Belle in this takes the cake. Firstly; what's your reaction when a stunning young scantly clad woman approaches you wanting to 'have fun'? Why it's to turn around and say 'Wearing that?!' in disgust. Because clearly the entire audience have a fetish for clothes, and are more interested in looking at her clothing than her naked body, right?

This imbecile gets worse. Not interested in her body, he's more interested in making her drag her suit case of clothes into the room and spill it out on the floor. The entire time all you can hear is him chewing loudly on gum and making disgustingly wet mouth noises. Maybe if you're into creepy old men you'd like this film, but for the rest of the world, hell no.

It gets even more infuriating when she starts to strip off and he says, and I quote, 'te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te, foe that for me?' at which point she looks at him like "What the f#ck are you even saying? What is a te-te-te-te-te and how the f#ck am I meant to DO a te-te-te-te-te?!" but it doesn't matter, he's already distracted breathing heavily and making sloppy chewing noises over a dress he found on the ground.

He then instructs her, "Sit down, Le-ma seeder yaps ah do duh." while she's trying to put clothing on, realizing she can't put clothes on whilst sitting she pretends he isn't talking, or that she didn't hear him and continues to get dressed anyway while he breathes heavily and occasionally says "Hey." for no reason or moans when absolutely nothing is going on.

At one point it got that corny I was sure that the audio wasn't syncing to the video correctly, so I tracked down another copy, as I was laughing too hard to believe that this was a serious attempt at porn! Sadly the audio is synced correctly, and the guy filming is just hideously retarded.

Your dong will go :(