carsonj-1

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High
(1982)

good 80's teen film
there was a school, it was called Ridgemount High, there were pupils, they were fast and they had good times, they had fast times a ridgemount high. that should of been used in the trailer. however this film was a very good film that showed a grounded sense of school life not like American pie or any of the current teen school movies because everyone in it is not perfect and the scenarios are quiet realistic not like in American pie Mr Miagi fly around like superman and eating cheese.

There should be a second film made and released called Faster Times at Ridgemount High (The next Generation).

I am going to come up with a script for this however if anyone has any input please contact me on the following email address zammitgroup101@yahoo.co.uk and i will add u to the credits.

I was thinking how these films are always centred around certain types of people eg nerds, jocks, stoners, cheerleaders, slutty girls, the nice guys etc. and it works it maybe over done but its how u present them that counts. but u should not go for the typical stereotypes though a bit more ruffled like the crisps round the edges.

I will post this script once copyrighted and once finished.

Hercules in New York
(1970)

The greatest Old Movie that has ever existed.
Spoilers may occur here.

If i could give a movie 12 out of 10 than it would be this movie. This movie had everything. humour, anger, sadness, cheeriness. The clown scene was the best and when Arny climbed a ladder to reach the sky it was good.

It had a bear in it which looked like a chicken and he was always ripping his top off, i reckon he wanted everyone to rub his nipple.

Also i was waiting for his catchphrase i'll be back but to no avail did he say it all he said was i am Hercules son of Zeus do u want to rub my nipple.

i was wondering where was the teenage ninja turtles and teila from he-man and also rainbow bright and the wuzzles.

all in all it was a great movie i'll give it a slice of lemon and a half an orange peel monkey tastic.

Old School
(2003)

great movie
i cant belive there is a film in with skeletor. it is a brilliant idea. the only problem is that papa smurf is not in it. the main bio of this film is about a cople of narcoleptic school students who go on a road trip (wooooopy) cause they have lost their magic balloon.

also there is a monkey in the film

I am also posting a Script for the following movie

Ghostbusters 3: The Return of Slimmer

Synopsis:

It starts where two left off slimmer driving the bus and driving away. The ghostbusters don't like slimmer's driving so they catch him in their ghost chatching machine. What they don't know is that slimmer is actually the king of all ghost, demons, fairies and elves. So everything is all well, until there was a power cut where by slimmer escapes and turns evil. He goes on a manic revenge spree and vows to get the ghosbusters. He recreates the staypuff marshmallow man and also doughy the doughnut. How ever the ghosbusters apologize to slimmer and everything is forgotten and they all do a funny silly dance

Starring

Denzil Washington - Winston Zeddemore

Bobcatt (Robert) Gothwaite - Dr. Raymond Stantz

Chris Tucker - Dr. Peter Venkman

Danny Devito - Dr. Egon Spengler

Rick Moranis - Louis Tully

Guest Starring: Joe Pesquali - Slimmer

The Matrix Reloaded
(2003)

this is a movie
i thought this was a bit dull, the plot was very watery and the script was like a banana sandwich, sweet, but horrible. the shoe elves were horribly cast, why have jeff goldblum as an elf he should of been a fairy.

Spoliers::

why should the pig goblins and the little wizard help the rat face man, he nicked their balloons and sweets.

however MR T makes an apperance and so does skeletor.

it is not the best starwars film out.

Bo' Selecta!
(2002)

absolute proper bo
only read this if u are 18+

this is on of the funniest programmes i have see for a while. i remember leigh francis in his early days with some short comedy on the paramount channel he was good then.

His Michael Jackson character is most amusing. for example there was a short sketch of him picking up his fictional MTV award from Ms Spears

Michael: I'd like to thank god, my parent, lenny henry (aoooorah), mr t (i ain't getting on no plane i'aint getting on no plane i pity the fool), all the cast of different strokes even the white guy, dr trueman from eastenders even his no good brother. one love peace out.

also craig david decribing where his got his bird kes from.

Craig David: He's a peraguin falcon, I brought him of a man from huddersfield with a dog with one leg

it is a very funny tv programme

Zoolander
(2001)

not very good
when i saw this movie i cried then i laughed then i cried a bit more, then we ate pizza mmmmm, only because this movie is one of the worst i have ever seen. zoolander what a stupid name, it would of been better if his name was gibblet monkey sucker. his special look blue steal then magnum whats up with that it sound like a ice cream. actually my mate ben when on the pull he sticks his arse out when chatting to the bird we have nicknamed that move the solaro like the ice cream.

this movie should be banned for it atrocious campness and dialogue. i normally like ben stiller films eg that family film or the one about a girl named mary, even the one where he is a rabbi is better than this one. ben stiller should not be allowed to direct a movie again

Back to the Future
(1985)

a movie where they go back to the future
i think this is a very insightful movie about the past. it truly depicts events that have happened in that time. Marty is the main character he metamorphosis's from a innocent teenager to a stronger monkey. the main concern i have in this movie ( turn away if you have not seen it cause this may be a SPOLIer), is the fact that Marty meets his mum in the past so she would recognise his face in the future, it does not deal with the whole space time continuity. Also Albert Einsteins theory suggested it is impossible to go back in time. going forwards is easy but backwards is impossible. Also there was a lack of monkey's and penguins in this movie and too much emphasis on the time travel.

Also the Doc should of been locked up in a metal asylum he is completely deranged in the movie it is not good.

All in all i thought it was a average movie and would give it 1 thumb up or a score of 6/10.

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