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Asian Street Hookers 2
(1999)

A True Classic
Every genre of film contains landmark cinematic events that cause people the world over to hold hands and unite in rapturous affection. In the oft overlooked but monumentally vital asian prostitute genre, most believe most would proclaim the Asian Street Hookers series as absolute bearers of the throne. Many contendors have laid their mark, yet the Asian Street Hookers titles have dwarfed them all. Here T.T. Boys directorial skills are once again in full flourish. Obviously, everyone has already seen this movie, so I wont bore you with details, but show respect where respect is due, and realize one the most important films of all time.

Asian Street Hookers
(1998)

The one that started it all!!!!!!!!
Other than perhaps Star Wars and James Bond, no movie franchise can be viewed with as much hysterical adulation as the Asian Street Hookers series. Who among us doesnt own at least 5 or 6 of these classics? While I wont proclaim this one as the greatest, it was the first. Some day, long in the future, kids the world over will watch this movie in history class and snicker at how much better Asian Street Hookers 634 is than this one, and how T.T. Boy the 7th is twice the director that T.T. Boy the first ever was, but until then may we all engulf ourselves in the glow that this gem radiates.

The Real Cancun
(2003)

This movie was an unheralded gem, pure cinematic genius.
The cinema verite style of this artistry overwhelmed me. Not only did the casting director work miracles with his choices (I guarantee you everyone in this movie will be a megastar) but the visualization of spectacular Cancun mexico also presents many opposing viewpoints to the age old axiom: as we grow older, the sunshine in our hearts fades behind the horizon like the majestic cancun skyline. Anyone interest in the latest in a long line of American coming of age classics will delight in adding this gem to their collection.

Asian Street Hookers 29
(2002)

Just the next in a long line of classics.
Obviously, you dont make 29 sequels to a movie unless you really deliver something that people want, which I think we can all agree the asian street hookers series has been doing for years. Although I(and I know many of you will violently oppose me) feel that the series lost some momentum after around Asian Street Hookers 17, this may be the title that gets them back in the game. Gone are the wooden dialogue and overall flabiness that has plagued this series for some time. All in all, very high quality. Kudos to director T.T. Boy, a real up and comer on the directorial scene. Many will look forward to his next offering.

Da Hip Hop Witch
(2000)

Brilliant Satire
Ja Rule, what more do you need to say? Hes the greatest thespian of this or any other time. This movie scared me to death. Every night I experience traumatic night terrors of da hip hop witch coming to kill me. This movie is not for the squeamish, but those willing to experience a masterful working of horror will undergo a rollercoaster ride of adrenaline.

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