How to ruin a beloved fairytale This had potential. And really, you should be off to a flying start already by using a well known and loved fairy tale as your baseline. Well, baseline is the correct word. Because this only got off the mark with its cinematography and setting. It could have been amazing. But it tried to be too different and had too many jarring or absurd elements. The only parallels to Hansel and Gretel were the children being cast out in the woods and a witch with a house of plenty (and even this part where the children looked through the window at the wonderful feast laid out on the table I felt was ripped off Pan's Labyrinth). I wouldn't have minded the changes to the original story but they weren't good changes! And it made no sense that the children even had the names Hansel and Gretel or were supposed to be siblings when Gretel spoke with an American accent and Hansel with a British one, while the witch was Irish and all the other children that had been killed had Western names!
PLOT SPOILERS now. List of anomalies and disappointments!
The identity of the witch herself was VERY confusing. The film started off quite well with a backstory of a young girl cured of an illness by an enchantress but left with a telepathic gift that also led her to kill people by thought alone.
But, other than showing up in Gretel's nightmares (and it became difficult to tell when she was dreaming and when she wasn't!), WHAT happened to her? I assumed that she must have grown up to be the young, beautiful witch we saw down in the big basement but THAT turned out to be witch who was the mother of the girl just making herself look young again! And since the witch was the mother of the girl, WHY did they use a different actress for the mother when showing a flashback? Did they change their minds as well? Was it supposed to be some kind of twist? Well it was the most poorly executed "twist" I've ever seen. And what even happened to the Enchantress?! JUST CONFUSED? Yes, I was!
The witch had supposedly "gained" her own dark powers by killing and eating her other innocent children. And the mother of Hansel and Gretel had threatened to chop up Gretel when she had refused work for a nearby, rich pervert. What's with all the murderous mothers?!
There were lots of things that just seemed to serve no other purpose than to draw out the running time e.g. a ghoulish man who chased them and was never explained, meeting a helpful hunter whom they never saw again, eating magic mushrooms which made them hallucinate, Hansel practising with his axe (what WAS the point of this if he was never actually going to use it in terms of the plot?)
Then it was just silly how easily the witch was killed at the end. Why would the witch just pin Gretel to a table by her sleeves when she was already aware of and had been teaching Gretel how to harness her own powers!?
And why have a huge ladder up to a cage above the fire that Hansel had to climb to? This was so clearly contrived to give Gretel time to save him!
The acting was passable but Sophia didn't do as well as she did in IT (possibly because the script was also so poor) and I didn't really feel a connection with either of them. When Hansel went missing, there was no sense of urgency or even really much of a sense that she was playing along to appease the witch.
It's a shame because it could have been a really good, well shot, gothic-feeling horror story. But all I could think was how much time I had wasted watching it. I've been generous with 4 stars because it started well and looked great.