I only watched it till the end to see how more stupid it can become! I can't believe the rating this thing has! I was totally disappointed from the first minute on. The dialogues were so meaningless, the jokes so dumb, English humor was nowhere to be found in this movie. No further comments about the movie in general - it is just not worth your time, it is an absolute loss.
But the thing that shocked me the most was how it represented the island of Crete! IT IS NOTHING, NOTHING LIKE THIS! Not only in Crete, but nowhere in Greece! Have the directors even been to Greece, or like the guys in the movie they have never left dark and foggy UK?! How could you present a place so wonderful in such an untrue way?! This is absolutely unacceptable! I have been to Greece like ten times on long vacations and I can tell you that with what is shown in this movie, the people that have created it made huge fools out of themselves! There are NO such nasty hotels in Crete/Greece, NO such mentality, NO such promiscuous women in the streets and NO such social environment at all!!! If any nation in the world knows anything about tourism and hospitality, this is the Greek nation. Really, I was beyond shocked with this, really! If it was somehow up to me, I would sue the people that brought together this nonsense!
To make the long story short - for God sakes, if you respect yourself, do not loose your time and brain with this... Sad story!