The worst movie I've seen in years! To be fair, and honest, I wasn't familiar with the character prior to watching this movie and thus I might not have appreciated it as much as I would have if I had already been a fan of the character.
Now, let's start with the positive points. The acting was... not entirely awful the entire time, but there were moments where I wondered if they picked up the actors at a local WalMart. The special effects weren't completely unbelievable, there was actually one rather cool looking demon, but for the most part the CGI critters seemed so out of sync for the rest of the shot that they might as well have been a claymation figures (with no offense meant to claymation, cause that stuff rocks.)
But what did I really dislike about it? The fight scenes were poorly choreographed and tried too hard to "look cool" making 'em look like something out of a 6th grade play. There were multiple scenes in places that looked awful similar to one another even if they were supposed to be worlds apart. That is to say, scenery was liberally recycled. Many of the shots were redundant and seemed to exist solely for sake of "look at how cool this guy is." Which brings me to the number one reason I dislike this movie..... Solomon Kane! Here's a guy who for no apparent reason is having his soul collected by Satan's personal reaper who's so inept at his job that Kane not only is able to control the ensuing sword fight but he's also able to escape, apparently without being chased! And his solution to "the devil's out to get me" is to join a monastery. Apparently, in some inexplicable way, Kane's gotta stop getting into fights or else the devil will find him, this is never explained either. The monks send him away, cause the abbot dreamt something telling him to and so he becomes "the lone wanderer" for a bit. At this point I thought the character might actually have some potential, but no. He's offered a ride through dangerous country, and like the self- loathing, self-destructive guy who doesn't actually want to die... he refuses and yet is somehow able to move faster than the cart drawn by two horses so that when the obvious misfortune finds him and knocks him unconscious, the same cart can pick him up and take him along. (Seriously, were they just driving in circles, looking to find someone to save?) Bla bla bla, bonding, trying to get the audience to understand Kane with images from his youth, trying to get the audience to bond with the people who picked him up, but the characters are paper thin, forced, generic and weak, meaning you don't "really" care when they (quite obviously) get attacked by demon possessed raiders, who kidnap the young girl (cause, our hero needs a maiden to save) and kill her brothers and father, but alas, before the killing starts, the family is pleading with Kane to do "something" to help them, to save them, but he stands there, like a dope, and tries to reason with a group of psychopaths. After the fight the father talks to Kane with his dying words and promises Kane that if he swears that he'll save his daughter then by saving his daughter will save Kane's soul (convoluted, illogical, how does this even work?) Now, while he's doing that, I'm sitting here going "How can this guy be talking to Kane like he's a hero when Kane just stood there and let his youngest son's throat be slit without offering any resistance what so ever?" Anyway, Kane rides off, leaving the wife of the dying (now dead) man alone in the woods, her cart on fire and her horses long run off, with no back-up and no battle prowess of her own, to go find her daughter from a group of demon-possessed marauding psychos. Random fight scenes, random places, recycled scenery, Kane gets told by demon-possessed marauding psycho that the girl he seeks is dead and his immediate reaction is to get completely falling-down-drunk at the nearest non-burnt-down tavern (paying with a random coin-purse that apparently materialized out of nowhere). People of the town plead for his help, he refuses to do anything, and lo.... again... while "the greatest warrior ever" just stands around, wallowing in self-pity, self-loathing and apparent self- destructive depression, people start dying again! He can't get off his behind to help a town full of women and children who're being tossed into carts while their homes are burnt to the ground, but when the missing girl spots him and calls out to him for rescue he's apparently such a cool dude he can pry himself off of his own crucifix.
Anyway, this just goes on and on and on with the whining and the self- pity-party to it's obvious conclusion, at which point he tells the girl that he saved her basically just to save himself from a contract he had made with the devil. Yep. He saved her so he didn't have to face the consequences of his own actions it appears, though in the start of the film he didn't admit to knowing nothing about no contract. Only AFTER he's saved his soul does he want to do something 'bout evil.
It's just, such an annoying, weak minded, selfish, arrogant, ignorant, tool of a character to be remotely likable, and the actor playing him only seemed to be able to show two emotions; "I like stabbing things" and "I'm so depressed I want to die." which pretty much sums up the whole of the character so I don't really care anyway.
The only good thing about this movie is that it made the other movies I've watched recently look AWESOME by comparison!