kcin_93

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Little Evil
(2017)

More Boring Than Evil
This film has a writer/director that I like (Eli Craig, Tucker and Dale vs Evil), a cast I like (Adam Scott, Donald Faison, Clancy Brown), and a premise I like (horror-comedy about stepdad whose stepson is the Antichrist), yet still it manages to be mediocre and that's just upsetting.

I really wanted to like this movie, and from watching the trailer I was sure I would. But about 20 minutes into the actual film I realized that I was going to have to coast on the relative "Meh." feeling I had for the next hour. There is no bigger sin for a comedy than to be unfunny and 'unfunny' is exactly where this film lives. All of the jokes are cliché or just uninspired. Watching this movie for a laugh is like taking horse tranquilizers for energy. The comedy is just not there, and that hurts the movie a lot.

The acting isn't great either. I wasn't expecting anything fantastic given who we've got, but almost everyone seemed to be giving it their C game. Adam Scott was fine, playing the 'straight man' which is a shoe he fits into well. And Owen Atlas as the Antichrist stepson was actually not bad. Pretty good for a child actor. Everyone else was pretty much just there. Bridget Everett was particularly grating as the 'rad bro' best friend. Her character mostly consisted of the single gag, "look at me, I'm a hick who likes monster trucks, so rad. Let's slam some beers bro". Could have used far less of her.

I can't really hate this movie cause it's not like it isn't redeemable at times. Adam Scott carries the movie well enough, I like the kid, it's not incompetently made, and every so often there's a scene that works as intended. It's just that the negative outweighs the positive with this one and at the end of the day what was turned out was a considerable disappointment. It gets one or two touching moments well, but there's just no helping a horror-comedy that isn't funny. The characters are dumb, the plot feels very rushed after the first hour, the acting isn't good overall, the few visual effects are terrible, and the whole thing feels like one cliché after another being strung along for 95 minutes. Not a fan.

PROS - Adam Scott. Owen Atlas is good. Has some nice moments. Mr. Krabs is in it. Competently made

CONS - Boring. Unfunny. Cliché. Bad acting. Everything about Bridget Everett. Rushed 3rd act. Bad visual effects.

Drink
(2014)

A Twilight Zone-esq short with a touch more potential than results.
Often times as interesting as it is confusing, Drink is a psychological thriller that seems to try and play with your perception more than it actually does. To say Drink is competently made would be an understatement. The shot composition is good, photography is good, lighting is good, sound work is good, music is good, etc. There's a lot of meat on the bones here in terms of the films technical aspects. The small cast are more than serviceable in their respective roles and carry the film through to the end without making it seem hokey, something that can be all too easy given the genre. The problem with this film is that, although it has the guts of an interesting psychological tale that weaves you in and out with whether or not it's being literal or metaphorical, it decides to instead take a simpler road and by the end of it, I couldn't help but feel as though it should have gone further down the 'rabbit hole'. It could have been a terribly compelling work that left you hanging on a thread and desperate for more, but instead it makes you think there's more courses to this meal when you're already being served the entree. Not at all a work anyone involved should be ashamed of, and certainly worth a look, Drink manages to underwhelm with dignity.

Død snø
(2009)

Something a horror fan should check out
I'm going to try my best to keep as much of the plot out of this review as possible as to not give any spoilers. Dead Snow is a 2009 Norwegian Horror Comedy film about a group of friends and hopeful lovers going to a cabin in the snow covered mountains for a get away trip that promises fun and hopefully, a little bumping uglies. The opening of the film sets the tone perfectly for what you're going to be watching and is an easy highlight to the feature. From there on we are introduced to the characters. To be quite honest, they're a little bland and really only serve to give us a forward look at the menu. The movie kind of drags the first 20 minutes or so, with the introduction of an outsider character that delivers a monologue about evil, as all crazy old men must do in horror movies. The first real kill doesn't come in until about 30 minutes in, and the movie has the traditional false finish situations. You know the old cliché type situations in movies where someones looking for something, the scenery gets all dark and the music kicks up. Then a cat jumps out or something. Yeah there are a few of those kind of situations here. I will say though, once the action begins, it keeps up rather well, not feeling too rushed but not making you wait too long between scenes of violence and gore. And on another note, with so many movies today using CGI effects when it isn't necessary, it's good to see a horror film with a rather traditional focus on practical effects to get across the gore and death scenes. And that being said, there are a few death scenes in the movie that are a bit standard for this sort of thing, but some that are really good and throwbacks to good old 80's horror. The movie sort of downplays our main characters, in a way which makes them zombie bait and nothing more. The male characters are all portrayed with a harsh stupidity and the female characters as almost helpless. We don't root for them very well and as I said before, just wait for them to be chewed up. But this severe lack in character development kind of plays into another of the movies strengths, comedy. Dead Snow has a subtle sense of comedy from hilarious character reactions, to legitimately funny dialogue and moments that made me laugh, well chuckle really, out loud. This sort of haplessness portrayed by our victims makes the films second act pick up work even better than had it just been tons of blood. There's even a couple solid homages to the Evil Dead Films in there. One real highlight to the movie is a hand to hand fight scene between one of the campers and a few of the zombies that comes across as a mix between a 1980's Hulk Hogan wrestling match, Shaun of the Dead and the Captain Kirk vs Lizard Man fight that's become such a popular internet meme. There's even a little classic 007 thrown in there just for good measure. Some other good moments are the very interesting scene where one of the girls in the film is getting eaten, with the camera in first person as she comes to. But this buffet session has a nice comedic twist. Another good mention is a particular Zombie death that brings back to mind the "Put your face on the curb" moment from American History X. Now being a movie about Nazi Zombies (a topic that is at large relegated to Video Games), it's kind of hard to not include some solid sense of humor. The zombie make up is solid for the most part and with the exception of one or two of the undead national socialists, they all for the most part look good. And as the films director Tommy Wirkola said "they are Nazi's first, then Zombies". In case you are interested to know, we're not dealing with shuffling brain munchers in German WWII fatigues, we have fast, vicious, organized, Third Reich supporting, flash chopping, throat cutting all around evil bastard, full on Aryan and Nazi brain munchers. Another thing that needs to be mentioned is the music. To be honest it;s kind of hard to place. You see, because this is a foreign film, we get foreign music. So I'm doubting that anyone will recognize any of the songs present. But the movie crosses over a few different genres. And that;s definitely a problem. The Norwegian Scream metal song just doesn't work in this film. But for all of the music that doesn't work, there are some moments that have songs that are just perfect. The noteworthy opening and when our cannibal chow heroes gear up for their final battle against the SS from hell. Overall, this movie is pretty well done. It has a good balance of comedy and gore, even if there isn't a scare to be found. It's definitely a film I would recommend, especially if you liked films like Tucker and Dale vs Evil, the Evil Dead series, Cabin in the Woods, and Shaun of the Dead. And by the way, the last 15 minutes of this movie are great. So take the time and check out Dead Snow. It's absolutely worth a rental or a watch on Netflix, and pick it up if you can find it for under $20.

My Final Rating: 82% Not as Good to me as: Dead Alive On Par to me with: Tucker and Dale vs Evil Better to me than: Survival of the Dead

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