tattgirl8418
Lifetime Total
1+
IMDb Member
12 years
Reviews
You Might Be the Killer (2018)
Surprisingly impressed
Bottom line: This is your standard slasher film done in a different way.
By nature syfy channel original movies are pretty crap, because they're done cheaply and seemingly written by 12 year olds, but this one pleasantly surprised me. Granted, I had low expectations, but whereas most syfy originals I either turn off halfway through or fall asleep to, this one I stayed till the very end. I even went so far as to recommend it to friends. Imagine that! There's a fine line between doing a funny horror movie and doing a cheesy horror movie, and this one tread that line very well. If you're looking for an actual scary movie, this isn't it. But if you're in the mood for something fun and different, this one is a must watch.
By nature syfy channel original movies are pretty crap, because they're done cheaply and seemingly written by 12 year olds, but this one pleasantly surprised me. Granted, I had low expectations, but whereas most syfy originals I either turn off halfway through or fall asleep to, this one I stayed till the very end. I even went so far as to recommend it to friends. Imagine that! There's a fine line between doing a funny horror movie and doing a cheesy horror movie, and this one tread that line very well. If you're looking for an actual scary movie, this isn't it. But if you're in the mood for something fun and different, this one is a must watch.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
Not as bad as the rating / reviews lead you to believe
I've seen a lot of horror films in my lifetime, and this one is neither among the best nor the worst. If you're a fan of the genre then I'm sure you've seen a lot of absolutely unwatchable films - this isn't one of them. Sure, it has some minor issues, but overall it's completely watchable. I won't go telling all my friends to watch it, but I'm not sad I wasted my time on it either. In one word, MEH.
Andròn: The Black Labyrinth (2015)
I don't typically write reviews, but this one definitely deserved a good verbal smackdown
Imagine The Hunger Games and The Maze Runner had an incestuous baby in a Waffle House bathroom - that about sums up this movie.
Here's what to expect:
Unoriginal, dare I say over-done concept
Terrible lighting
Sometimes dizzying cinematography
Absolutely HORRIFIC acting and dialogue - felt very much like a junior high school project
Scenes or elements that seemed to make absolutely no sense, nor had any real importance to the plot line
Exactly how many times can someone seemingly be dead but then all of a sudden pop up and start fighting again like nothing happened?
Many times characters had bits of dialogue to tell you what has happened (in the past? future? when? what?) rather than show you
And, to top it all off, the ending of "welcome to round 2" was a blatant rip-off of every other (and better) 'last person standing' film, not to mention leaving it open for a sequel that every human reading this should pray NEVER EVER HAPPENS.
The ONLY reason I watched this to the end is because I was desperately hoping that all of them would die miserable and stupid deaths. Sadly, I was let down one last time by this vomit of a film.
Here's what to expect:
Unoriginal, dare I say over-done concept
Terrible lighting
Sometimes dizzying cinematography
Absolutely HORRIFIC acting and dialogue - felt very much like a junior high school project
Scenes or elements that seemed to make absolutely no sense, nor had any real importance to the plot line
Exactly how many times can someone seemingly be dead but then all of a sudden pop up and start fighting again like nothing happened?
Many times characters had bits of dialogue to tell you what has happened (in the past? future? when? what?) rather than show you
And, to top it all off, the ending of "welcome to round 2" was a blatant rip-off of every other (and better) 'last person standing' film, not to mention leaving it open for a sequel that every human reading this should pray NEVER EVER HAPPENS.
The ONLY reason I watched this to the end is because I was desperately hoping that all of them would die miserable and stupid deaths. Sadly, I was let down one last time by this vomit of a film.