cintiaamoros55

IMDb member since March 2012
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    12 years

Reviews

The Watcher
(2022)

Total waste of time
A complete waste of time. I knew it looked bad from the begging but I kept hoping it was going to improve or somehow make sense or have a surprising ending. None of it happened. The story is slow, filled with unrealistic behaviors, characters are all painfully annoying to watch. The story is filled with plot holes but who cares if it was at least interesting to watch but it is just so slow and boring. From the first episode the characters could make so many things differently but they don't, you hope there is going to be some smart explanation and you will be surprised in the end but the end just seems like no one had an idea how to end it.

So anyhow complete waste of time. Not a horror story at all. Not a thriller either. Maybe a boring drama at best.

Clock
(2023)

Definitely not a horror movie...
This movie is so bad and offensive I had to write a review.

Terrible acting from most of the characters. And most of the time nothing happens, absolutely nothing.

Horror? No definitely no horror at all. There is not a single scary moment in the movie.

Thriller also not so much. Drama yes. But more a telenovela drama.

And the ending was just so bad... Terrible waste of time.

Nothing in the movie makes sense. Don't watch it. It is a terrible waste of time.

It feels like a 15 year old wrote the movie. I don't know what else to say to make it to the minimum characters. It is just so bad. The only upside? I am so happy I give a sh it about having kids.

Dave
(2020)

Enjoy the show until the episode with the rabbit
The show started off quite funny and slowly started to die off and get more and weird but it was still fairly funny and enjoyable but what the hell were they thinking with the rabbit episode?

I am not going to give any spoilers here but really that episode just put me off. I was hoping it was going to get better again but no thanks run out of patience right there.

Finally because I need some characters for the review, who writes the stories for the show? They all seem to start and then go nowhere but not in a good innovative way, just feels like the show has a different writer every single episode and they don't even bother to watch the previous episodes.

The Patient
(2022)

I wanted to like it but...
I want it to like it but...ir is unbearable to watch. The story of a man fearing for his life in the hands of a serial killer is supposed to be a scary one. Instead it just a mixture of drama and comedy.

I was hoping it gets better but at the point (Spoiler alert) where the mother send a serial killer back to his room? Sorry but we can't just take this character very serious. And what is with all the continuous family flash backs going on all the time? We get it your kid sucks but I think you have worst problems going on being held hostage by a serial killer than your own son.

I really think the series could have been made enjoyable if we could take the killer at least a tiny bit serious. A killer who is super effective and has not been caught but just kidnaps two people and helds them hostage in a house where everyone can just walk in? Just because he lives in the woods? Where in Alaska? Does the post not deliver the mail there? Are there never any people driving by?

It is all just too much...sorry.

The Protégé
(2021)

I stopped watching when...
SPOILER ALERT !!

I stop watching the movie when she sleeps with the "villain" almost twice her age. Seriously this daddy issues have to stop once and for all.

He is the mean guy that tries to kill her and almost twice her age but somehow irresistible for her?

Seriously?

Until then had been a whole bunch of nonsense action anyways which I could have lived with but seriously no one wants to see a young good looking lady sleeping with some flaccid old man just to fullfil some macho stereotype Hollywood fantasy.

I wish man would stop writing this terrible plots like James Bond style. It is 2022 after all.

Mother/Android
(2021)

Hard to watch
It seems like if you put some drama on it you can get away with another dull apocalyptic end of the world movie. Unfortunately no you can't. The movie is slow, characters are not really sympathetic.

The whole movie is based on the future of one single baby but it seems with the world ending there would be lots of other things to worry about. Not to mention the idea that the world is under threat of some super deadly race of androids and the other side of the world is just leaving happily and risking their lives to make rescue trips.

Definitely nothing new under the horizon.

Blood Red Sky
(2021)

Medium entertaining movie
Would have been more or less ok movie but the kid is so annoying.

The Killing of a Sacred Deer
(2017)

This is easily the worst movie I have ever seen...
1) There is no story, when you check what the movie is about. That is the whole story. There is literally no more to the story.

2) The music is extremely annoying. Watch out now comes a part that is creepy, ta ta creepy music. Just because you out some music it does not make the scene great.

3) Nothing in the movie seems to be "normal" but how does this make it artistic? Just because people act strange that does not make it artsy.

4) I bet you all the good reviews were made by pretentious people, who did not wanted to admit they did not like or understand the movie. So they call it a piece of art.

5) Last but not at least, the movie is classified as a drama, horror and mystery...well is a drama to see the whole movie, a horror to think about that people like it and a big mystery why anyone wasted their time and money doing this... I wish anyone would have save me the time.

Greenland
(2020)

Nothing really happening here
So if you want to know what the movie is about here it goes the world is ending and some people are selected. A family is choosen but then they can't get in because the kid is sick. The very long hours later they try some alternative route. The end.

Alone
(2020)

You will be thinking all the time who would do that?!
This movie is just really hard to watch. A girl that just had a scary encounter and stops alone, far away from her car at a shady trucker pitstop. And this is not even one of the things that annoyed me during the movie. None of the characters make any sense at all how they behave. Besides how can you keep meeting the guy all over the woods? Just nonsense!

Emily in Paris
(2020)

Much better than expected
I thought this was going to be some silly comedy but it turn out to be much better than expected. Yes is funny and silly but deeply entertaining and not based on cliche jokes. It reminds of sex and the city and a touch of Frasier style.

Hubie Halloween
(2020)

I could only watch about ten minutes?
What's with Adam Sandler and making stupid voices? Is just hideous! Netflix should reconsider paying him so much money. Last two movies were a total flop in my opinion. This one certainly is. Pandering on the lowest denominator possible. Sorry but just awful.

Wasp Network
(2019)

Boring, slow, pointless
The movie seems to go somewhere a few times but not really. Was it a drama? Was it a Thriller? Was it anything? I don't think so. Two hours of my life that I am not getting back. No emption. No story at all. Thanks but no thanks.

Uncut Gems
(2019)

Awful headache pure non sense
Very slow and boring. People shouting all the time. Adam Sandler acting is awful. His acting makes it seem the movie is going to turn into a comedy at any time.

In the Tall Grass
(2019)

Terrible movie!
People in the grass, somehow it should this should be scary so let s through in a maniac man and a roc with super powers. Some people who s face is made out of grass a church so we kind of have a grass cult vibe going on and voila this should all scare you because some kid looks terrified. Well guess what not really. Nothing really happens in this movie but they though if they confused you enough you will not be able to tell. Terrible acting too by the way...

Jug Face
(2013)

Not a bit of horror...but OK
There was not a single moment in this movie where you felt even closer to get scared...not at all people! The story is somehow interesting to watch anyhow but it maybe closer to a drama movie...the ending is terrible it makes you wonder what was the whole point of the movie...you may enjoy it with a very artistic perspective but that is it...no action...no horror I may even say there was not even story...somehow despite that the movie is a little bit enjoyable to see, it is twisted and you believe is getting somewhere so you want to see more...unfortunately there is no more which makes the whole movie pointless...too bad there could have been something there...almost

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