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Tigerland
(2000)

Very boring and unrealistic
I got this movie in the $5 bin at walmart. I would not recommend watching this move. I might give it to one of my friends if I am angry at them and want them to suffer for 2 hours.

I looked at the cover and skimmed through the summary and thought it was a war movie. I wish I would have known how boring this movie was going to be before turning it on. It was my mistake to think something was going to happen in this movie. It's just about a group of people going from one boot camp to another. The drill sargents treat the soldiers very badly and the main character tries to help people get out of fighting in Vietnam.

Okay, here is my rant about this movie: To me, this movie is slow and hard to watch. It was just one of those movies that you put in and are stuck watching because you want to turn it off but your hanging on to a string of hope that it might pick up towards the end. It doesn't. After the movie was over I through it behind my T.V. because I was angry that I wasted almost 2 hours of my life watching it, and another 10 minutes writing this review to warn people about it.

Hard to Kill
(1990)

Bone breaking good times
Wow, this movie is awesome. Seagal slowly twists some guys ankle around until it snaps, while yelling yeeeeeawww. I really like it when he breaks peoples arms. If you pay attention he is just bending their arm in the direction an arm normally bends, but you hear a loud snapping sound and the guy yells out in pain. I was surprised at how violent he was in his older movies. He chokes some guy to death in front of his kid, I was like "Way to go Seagal". This movie also had a great story line. I'm pretty sure the Kill Bill story line was borrowed from this movie. Lots of gun shooting and bone snapping martial arts. I could watch this movie over and over again. Seagal is "hard to kill". These dudes try to kill him and his family, but they only succeed in killing his wife. That makes him very angry and he goes out for revenge. Watch this movie.

Beach Movie
(1998)

Wow
I picked this movie up in the Walmart $5 bin as a present for a friend. I couldn't help myself and I opened it and watched it. This has to be one of the hardest movies to sit through ever. The only good part is random nudity, but it doesn't make up for the crime that the producer committed against the viewer. Painfully bad to watch. I thought I might get some cheap laughs from it, like the laughs you get from watching Point Break. I just felt insulted. I normally think it's funny when someone tries to create the surfer lifestyle and completely screws it up. This is just sad. I don't believe that any of the characters surf at all in this movie.

Death Wish 3
(1985)

(SPOILER) One of the greatest movies ever, packed with unnecessary violence
THis movie was great. It took a little while to get going but after it took of it was action packed.

Charles Bronson gets p***ed because some gangsters kill his friend. He gets pinned for it at first but the chief of police lets him go if he helps him out

There were ridiculous amounts of explosions and everyone likes explosions.Cars would blow up for almost no reason at all.

He had a 30 caliber machine gun that he would just walk around and murder people with. And he used a bazooka from about 10 feet away to kill the main bad guy. If you like out of control explosions and violence then this movie is for you.

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