markcrawshaw

IMDb member since December 2012
    Lifetime Total
    5+
    IMDb Member
    11 years

Reviews

London Has Fallen
(2016)

Unbelievably unbelievable and rubbish
Utter nonsense so completely ridiculous in all of the early attacks on London. No one could believe all those police were really hired by Mr Bad Arab to lay down their lives and kill their colleagues or that colleagues did not know who they were working with it's just utterly preposterous to the point that I had to turn it off and find something else to watch. Script and japes are so obvious and lame. The jokes are appalling. At the very least you would expect some decent special effects but we just don't get them the explosions look ridiculous like some computer game from the 1990s so they didn't even bother with that.

Am I Being Unreasonable?
(2022)

Not for dolts
The show is engaging and very unexpected with constant twists and historical revisions. Far from a sitcom, despite initial appearances to the unintelligent eye. I found it funny, refreshingly dark and surprising, with a thriller element of mystery. It's not for dolts though, so if you are one you should avoid it.

Sorry my review was too short, now I have to say something else when I've said everything I want to, so apologies if you're reading this filler section I am writing it under duress it's not my fault, 85 characters to go what else can I say except why have already reviews got to be so...

The Keeping Room
(2014)

Not for the impatient or childish viewer
Better than its average score, which is probably from a majority of prepubescent boys wanting an action movie. If you're open to a different perspective give it a try.

Paper Towns
(2015)

Bit sickly
Partly interesting but too obvious with the growing up lessons.

Cell
(2016)

Better than expected
Not as useless as a lot of the reviews say. Some interesting scenes, like the sleeping zombies at the school.

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