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The Brotherhood 2: Young Warlocks
(2001)

The narration helps....really.
The only appreciable difference between this film and its predecessor is the narration of one of the main characters. From the clumsy opening to the boy-on-boy (with girl) sex scene, this film is almost a ver batim copy of its predecessor. And again, do not be fooled by the cover; this is a homo-erotic boy flick. Take bad soft core porn and pair it with a laughable supernatural premise and shake in lots and lots of boys running around shirtless, taking off their pants to expose their tighty whities and looking at each other meaningfully, and you get Brotherhood II. As a friend said, "Sell your soul to the Devil, get ultimate power, get punched out by a b*tch".

Hunk
(1987)

Good idea falls short.
This film suffered an early fate echoed in bigger-budget movies made today - that of having a very good idea choked by a mediocre script, bad casting an wretched plot design. Suffice it to say that this film fared better in our childhood memories than it did as a re-run today. One of the travesties in this film was the lack of commitment to the flow of the story demonstrated by the makers of this film. Everything falls short because of this, making the viewer not really care what happens. What we found most offensive were the pathetic special effects. Even B-grade budgets can do better. We recommend bypassing this should you ever actually come across it.

The Brotherhood
(2001)

Slow camera movement equals beefcake
The idea that this movie isn't homo-erotic is hilarious. Anyone on the local planet who's seen this dud would never think that the director did not expressly want to illustrate the intimacy (of many different types)demonstrated between all the male characters of this film, especially since he spends *so* much film time doing just that. This film is so slow its speed could be measured with a Confucian calendar. The dialogue takes about three times longer than it should, and what we found most disturbing is the _very_ clear homo-eroticism demonstrated in every scene. No straight woman who watched this felt that it was geared towards her entertainment in the slightest. This film is strictly by men for men. The supernatural underpinnings, clumsy and badly-F/X'd as they are, run a distant second.

Don't rent this unless you're prepared to feel distinctly uncomfortable and painfully bored, or you're entertained by C-budget mini-horror.

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