themaytz

IMDb member since February 2013
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    25+
    IMDb Member
    11 years

Reviews

Deep Impact
(1998)

This is unbearable...
Ffs it's bad. If it had been a sick dog, it would have been put down immediately.

How can anyone rate this crap more than 1 star?!?

Why? How?

Please stop it.

Titans
(2018)

So many kids constantly talking...
Please someone, shut those annoying kids up!

The story is thin and uninteresting, blurry at best. Characters are....kids. And annoying.

They talk and have really deep feelings all the time. A true and horrible freak show.

Action is kept at a minimum. There simply isn't time for action with all that feeling and talking all the time.

Mission to Mars
(2000)

3.52 min
That is exactly how much managed to watch of this horrible horrible movie.

I'm terrified by the cliche stereotype characters with absolutely no brain or capabilities as astronauts. I mean, why would anyone send such a bunch of idiots to mars?

So unbearably poor performance in just 3.52 min!

No One Gets Out Alive
(2021)

No clue...
What ever this movie is about, they failed telling that one story. Ffs.

How can they not have a story to tell, and still decide to make a movie?!

If you manage to figure out the plot, please give me a call.

Blood Red Sky
(2021)

Seriously? Vampires?
I'm out of words. Had to fast forwatd through this pile of crap 😭😭😭

I have no words.

I feel abused.

Chernobyl
(2021)

To weird and boring...
Didn't finish it. Fast forwarded from 30 min. To the end. Pure crap :/

Not sure what story this movie tries to tell. But it's boring.

Shadow
(2019)

I watched the trailer and was stunned...
Stunned about how much bad acting, direction and lack of plot you can do in 2 min!!!

How can anyone watch this without their eyes melting?

Skylines
(2020)

I only watched the Netflix trailer!
This. Is. Crap.

To be honest, I didn't watch all of the trailer 😬 I just couldn't.

Sorry.

Commandos
(1968)

Extremely bad acting...
I can't remeber when I last watched a movie this bad. Direction and acting is just lame. It like if it was all done by kids and their imaginsry friends 😬

Sthlm Rekviem
(2018)

Poor acting and messy story...
Can't rememberber when I last saw this bad acting from a nordic crime series. It down right horrible and way too cliché. Even the cliché's are badly played 😬😬😬

Lupin
(2021)

Huge disappointment....
Not all what I was hoping for 😒

It is a huge mess and the story is really uninteresting. It feels like the want to do too much with too little.

The 2nd
(2020)

So bad it is almost funny...
But it is not!

Holy f%$&k a load of crap.

Had to kill it after 7.49min.

Unbelievable.

Ófærð
(2015)

Had to kill it...
After 8.24 min into episode 2, season 1, I'm done.

Again, nothing happens ffs. No suspense what so ever. I'm bored to death with this crap. And I really hate these series where the broken family life is a part of the story. It is getting really boring and a great waste of time.

Bimilui Soop
(2017)

Dragging you through a pile of....
What a boring and slow paced crime drama. Acting is OK, but the ever so dramatic sound score is getting really annoying around episode 3. Also, loft's of talking, driving, talking.... And it really does not bring anything to the story. Also the main characters mental state does not seem to be important for the serie at all!?!

I quit at episode 5. And I don't really care who the murder is. The story killed my interest.

Epidemiya
(2019)

Slow slow slow...
Boring boring boring...

Nothing happens. Talk talk talk...

The most boring TV show ever.

The Third Day
(2020)

Did not make is pass 33 minutes
What a load of nothing. 33 minutes wasted on what? Only cool scene was the girl hanging herself. The main character is so annoying that I could not bare watch this past the 33 min. mark.

Channel Zero
(2016)

Horror without horror...
It all feels, look and sound like a B-Movie. Absolutely no suspense or horror here.

Watching this, is like eating a cake that looks like a piece of dried bread, and when you take a bite, you reslise it is just dry bread. How can anyone be excited about that?!?!

Trackers
(2019)

Hahaha are you serious?
This is just... horrible. I'm really thinking this was meant to be a comedy. The acting and dialogue is so bad and cliché, that it must be a joke. I'm stunned!!!

NASA's Unexplained Files
(2012)

Nothing in this show is unexplained!
Every story is explained an very undramatic, since logic explains everything. It is BS! Only real unexplained mystery here is why the show has the "unexplained" in its title. Now that's a true mystery.

1983
(2018)

Hammering my feet with glowing metal is preferred.
This isnpropsvly THE most boring TV show ever. Holy sh! t.

Boring incorherrent story and really boring persons gallery. Undo undo undo...

Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made
(2018)

Drinking a glass of water is a lot scarier than this movie.
Also, sitting still for 3 hours looking into a wall would be a lot scarier.

And dropping a brick on your toes a 100 times would be more entertaining than watching this crap.

w Delta z
(2007)

Bored to death
What a mess. Not sure this starts or where it ends. Boring, bad acting, amateurs. Bad.

Totally without suspense.

Lung foo moon
(2006)

What a load of hipster Kung fu crap!
Embarrassing to the genre. It's like watching a smurf Kung fu movie. Bad. Really bad.

And what is up with a the kids in this movie, wtf!?!

Killing Eve
(2018)

Ffs. Comedy and thriller. No thanks.
This could have been cool. Season 1 is on the edge of been to too silly, but actually manage to keep suspension and thrills above the comedy. Unfortunately, in season 2, it's all about funny comments, stupid comments and even more lame acting. I did not make it through episode 2 of season 2. It is really horrible.

Hunter Killer
(2018)

Embarrassingly bad!
Bad bad acting and screenplay. Ffs!

Even all the cliches are badly done 😭😭😭

It is an embarrassment to all human kind.

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