"Chicken a la Kingsman" a.k.a "The Kentucky Fried Kingsman" I've perused sundry downbeat reviews of "Kingsman: The Golden Circle", read the lot, and drearily trudged into the experience of viewing the sequel. Expectations were moderate, poise was relaxed, and bare feet were atop the coffee table. When the movie concluded, I felt my prognosis was shattered. The movie plays to the slow- motion, flip/flop/f*ck-em-up crowd that has kept many franchises afloat, but this brownie seems fully baked to decadence. The "Dukes of Hazzard meets Get Smart meets The Avengers (the Steed and Peel program)" vibe is affable now that James Bond has outlived his usefulness. I regret I wield the remorseless temerity to articulate that antipathy for 007, but the incontrovertible reality stands that "Kingsman" receives the crown and doesn't spoil the lineage for the British Espionage/Action genre. Bond has nestled into ennui. "Kingsman" succeeds with Julianne Moore as the villainess, perhaps conjured from a lost episode of the 1960s Batman TV program (minus the tilted frame). She's a goof, and she, too, is shameless. Channing Tatum's participation is peripheral; however, he proves integral to the future of the franchise. The movie is not quite "Big and Dumb" like those "Mission: Impossible" movies because it does not have an ego like Tom Cruise tainting the production. Colin Firth plays his role equitably, Mark Strong is meritorious, and even Jeff Bridges has a chuckle. They've earned their downtime as grander schemes await. "Kingsman: The Golden Circle" is simply a very good movie because it delivers on its promises of keeping you distracted with sugary breakfast cereal and John Denver songs so you don't notice that every other aspect of true life is not worth the waking moments. Watch the movie, then sleep. We'll wake you for "Geostorm"; I trust you wouldn't be able to sleep through that, anyway.