SLB and Netflix Find Scale But Not Soul Heeramandi (2024) :
Series Review -
Sanjay Leela Bhansali and Netflix's ambitious Heeramandi has been making headlines since Pandemic and finally got released on May 1, 2024. It's been 4 years or maybe more since SLB has been trying to make it happen, but sadly, his grand-scale story of the royal brothel had to go on the small screen. It's still a pleasure to see someone bringing such a large spectacle to a small screen in India because we have only heard of Americans doing so in Hollywood. Heeramandi has been blessed with SLB's usual grand sets, some amazing performances, dialogues, and enough masala, but where is the story and where is the soul? That's what this 7-7.5-hour series hasn't got, and that's the most essential part of a series or movie.
Set in the pre-independence era of somewhere around the 1920s and 1930s, Heeramandi tells the story of a place called Heeramandi-a famous brothel for courtesans. Mallikajaan (Manisha Koirala) is the queen of the area and invites all the rich nawabs to enjoy courtesan's singing and dancing performances at Shahi Mahal. She has a terrible past, a murder, which puts her up against Fareedan (Sonakshi Sinha), whose mother was killed by Mallika. Bibbojaan (Aditi Rao Hydari) is the most popular performer in Mallika's Heeramandi, who also works as a secret revolutionist against British rule. Lajjo (Richa Chadha) is betrayed by Zoravar (Adhyayan Suman), while Waheeba (Sanjeeda Sheikh) wants the mansion from her sister, Mallika. Tajdar (Taha Shah Badussha), a son of a rich nawab family, returns from Oxford and falls in love with Alamzeb (Sharmin Segal), Mallika's daughter. Tajdar also joins the Indian revolutionists and must choose between love and nation when Fareedan is busy playing her tricks to destroy Mallikajaan, which also involves Tajdar and Alam's love story. All these characters are linked to each other in one way or another, and we see a fair compilation of drama, suspense, love, emotions, betrayal, and revenge.
Heeramandi has a total of 8 episodes, counting for around 7 and a half hours (excluding end credits). Somebody should hang the editor for cutting 1-hour episodes (except two). This is much longer than a standard runtime, and it becomes tedious to watch those slow movements and tortoise-paced songs. I shouted, "Are Bhai ye toh khatam ho nahi ho rahi" (an exactly opposite reaction to what Circuit said in Munna Bhai MBBS). The concern of the Indian revolution during the freedom fight isn't shown the way it deserves to be. I mean, India's freedom fight can't be so related and dependent on someone's love story and family issues. The cops can do whatever they want and whenever they want, but when it comes to that particular character, a bunch of notes or sexual pleasure can solve legal things within minutes. Alam and Tajdar's first meeting is far from what they call pure love or true love. Just imagine that the boy has seen the girl from a distance, and the next moment he is trying to seduce her by smelling her neck. Mallikajaan speaks about respecting women, and there I saw lustful desires without any hi, hello, or formal introduction. Heeramandi suffers from several impractical and insensitive things like these in its screenplay and ends up being a soul-less series because it fails to generate feelings and empathetic gestures towards the characters, who are anyway not socially approved. On the positive side, it doesn't reach a headache level, but it's a long ride, I tell you.
Manisha Koirala has just shown the world what a late-age comeback means. Her attitude, body language, and that voice tone prove her own saying, "Mallikajaan tawaif KAAMAL ki thi." What a lady, and what a stunning performance with some exquisite looks. Nobody would have expected this earlier, but Sharmin Segal has the second-most screen space after Manisha Koirala. Segal's character is dumbly written, but her performance overcomes that fault. A wannabe poetess turns into a traitor for the British and then an impregnant woman with a tragedy. So many layers, so many shades, but no human connect. Sonakshi Sinha appears late but does a fine job in this unstable character full of grey shades. Aditi Rao Hydari is the cutest one, while Richa Chadha was seen mostly drunk in her cameo appearance. Taha Shah Badussha has had the best presentation of his career so far, and he was impressive. Adhayayan Suman and Shekhar Suman keep appearing for a few moments after certain intervals in fairly written and fairly performed roles. Indresh Malik, Jason Shah, Shruti Sharma, Vaishnavi Ganatra, Farida Jalal, Nasirr Khan, Nityanshi Goel, and others were decent in the supporting roles.
Heeramandi is indeed another visual spectacle from Bhansali. It falters on paper more than on screen. Basically, you shouldn't go ahead with the film or series unless you have a waterproof story on paper that can't be faulty at all. Bhansali could have worked on a story and made it better before spending so much time and money on this project. The motive seems missing here. What is it, actually? A drama about courtesans, a love story, a revenge story, a tragedy, or a freedom fight stuck amidst the Heeramandi area? Adding to the positives, the web series has fine cinematography, good music, and some fantastic dialogue. You might hate the vulgarity and the ideology of those characters since they lack purity, but those who have liked Gangubai Kathiawadi and Bajirao Mastani kinds of things shouldn't have any problems with that.
In reality, "Gangu R**n thi," but in the SLB movie, "Gangu Chaand thi." The over-purification of some characters and areas can be so fake and forced sometimes. The same way, Heeramandi characters constantly speak about themselves as "artists" and "respecting women," but in their lives, they are busy finding new saahabs, sleeping with different men, selling girls, and also being the top prostitutes in the area. Is that how they were going to teach somebody how to "respect a woman?" Or is that a part of their so-called "art?" Shockingly, the film has only two kinds of people in that particular society. One is Heeramandi, full of prostitutes, courtesans, and troubled women, and the other is Nawaabs. Where are the common people, by the way? The one that contributes the most to society, the middle-class working people? "Khuda mard ko Aisa husn de to aurat jo hayaa na de." Now, that's a very intimate and sexy dialogue, and it feels somewhat funny too, but the problem is that it comes from a 70-year-old grandmother to her grandson. That's where it loses its purity. Sonakshi Sinha's character is seen regretting about four men (dogs) raping a woman, but the problem is that it comes when she herself is sleeping with N...th new man. Irony is that those who talk about purity are impure in their lives. Now that's a big contradiction to the point you are trying to make. "Heeramandi me bhale hum jaise auratein ho par aulade to aap jaise nawabo ki hi palti hai"-now that reminded me of "Pakeezah" (1972), while many of the dialogues try to be as ethnic as "Mirza Galib" (1954). If you are trying to sell me old classics after 7 decades, then you definitely need to upgrade yourself.
In almost every film of this kind, we see a prostitute falling in love with a decent man, who eventually abandons her. Well, a highly creative genius like Federico Fellini and tremendously talented artist Giulietta Masina did that way back in 1957 with "Nights of Cabiria," when we were making inspiring woman-oriented films like "Mother India" and "Sharda." So, please stop selling the same shiit to us in 2024. You are too late, even with cinematic grandeur. I'd better watch those old films within the same time I had to spend on this new re-hash, and they will still feel 10 times better even after 10 decades. Heeramandi: The Diamond Bazaar could have been so many things, but it decided to be a crap adaptation of old ideas that have become classics for my grandpa's generation. Sadly, even my grandpa wouldn't show any interest in it today, so forget the new generation.
RATING - 4/10*