So much unrealized potential here! I've always thought Lindsay Lohan was a good actress, Ed Speleers was a heartless, conniving, splendid villain as Stephen Bonnet in Outlander, and Alexander Vlahos was excellent as Mordred in Merlin. This production is a typical romcom tale, which is usually reliably entertaining. Where, then, did this movie go wrong?
The dialogue was horrible. It is difficult for actors to make much of poorly written lines. I don't know if it was the lines or the direction at fault - quite possibly both - but everyone seemed stilted and somewhat awkward rather than natural and relaxed. They were people reciting lines rather than actors creating their characters.
The costumes are horrible as well. Lohan in endless plaids, unflattering bridesmaids dresses that showed every line beneath, the groom clad in a suit of black, blue and green plaid that MIGHT have been an Irish tartan but looked suspiciously like a black watch design, which would be beyond wrong, the wedding venue all in deep PINK. No - just no.
Look, I did not expect great things from this movie, but even my low level expectations were unmet. It was so bad in places that it was laughable - and I am quite sure that the folks who put this together did not intend to generate the sort of laughter that burst out of me at the peculiar absurdities of this movie.
Jane Seymour stole the show, no question. She was delightful.