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Robbers' Roost
(1955)

Man... Boone was stoned
Dick Boone is the only reason to watch this fairly typical shoot em up, He's a hulking, laughing, skirt chasing liar and that's just for starters.

My favorite is when washing up in the lake he makes sure to walk by the tent of Miss Findley waving his arms in circles, bare chested and grinning like crazy... Don't miss Boone in Hombre and The Tall T, where I think he wears the same baby blue scarf!

Robbers Roost also has Leo Gordon, another great baddy but he's wasted by having hardly any screen time.

George Montgomery was a great guy, used to hang out at Ben Franks coffee shop on Sunset Blvd. For years... and when I was a telephone installer, worked at his house in the Hollywood Hills, he was an artist and had carved wooden or maybe stone western pieces of cowboys ropin' and ridin'... They were beautiful!

I think he did most of his furniture too!

Joe Dakota
(1957)

Tight boots!
I really felt like I should have gone to sleep instead of watching this lackluster 'western', the other reviews here are heaping too much praise, giving it a 10 in two cases!!?? (one mixes Jock for Ron Ely!) Jock walks through this flick like his boots are three sizes too small, which makes him look like Walter Brennen in the Real McCoys... 'dag nabit pepita'!

It's actually worth seeing for this reason!

And the bar fight's good....

The Larkins
(2021)

Oh Brother.....
What misguided woke-ist's wish country life in Kent was like in the 50's, this is what the entertainment industry thinks you want, because in their opinion, you're too stupid to know any better... they don't even try to hide their contempt for you anymore.

L'incendio di Roma
(1965)

Peter, Paul and (where's) Mary?
Only see this if you're forced by spear point... Nero's a bright ginger-haired fem, Marcus is as wooden as a spanking paddle... they keep showing a model of Rome burning or not, that should have been left on the cutting room floor but favorite is the actors frozen breath... no heated soundstage, costs money!

Extra laugh... at the end, Peter and Paul come out the gate of a medieval castle!

Man in a Suitcase: Sweet Sue
(1967)
Episode 7, Season 1

An exceptional show but only a 9...
For this episode!

McGill! What were you thinking when you trudged down to the pool in that god awful outfit... beat up slippers and long white socks! The embarrassing tight swim trunks and a shirt salvation army would refuse.

Yup and he's picking up a chick!

And scoring!

You're the man BABY!

Man from Del Rio
(1956)

Pretty good!
Anthony Quinn always made it look easy and that was one of his strengths as a actor, this movie would have been good with another leading man too, because the supporting actors were top notch, but Tony definitely pulled it up a peg or two!

That gunfight in the beginning was kind of funny though, surprised Dan Ritchie lived so long with that draw of his!

The Texican
(1966)

if only...
... i hadn't seen Audie's t-shirt under his thin camisa and he had hit the gym a few times before taking the flight to Madrid... maybe I'd believe all those good looking Spanish chicks(they belonged in a hercules movie)had the hots for him.

Surprised Broderick showed up!....the pay couldn't have kept him in booze money!

This movie needed a better script, and a cooler hero... but the music wasn't bad!

Die Bande des Schreckens
(1960)

Did Germany win WW2 ?
German Scotland Yard Inspector Long drives a snazzy MG but prefers to carry a Walther police pistol in a shoulder holster!

His father and butler both look eerily like the wacky killer from beyond the grave that reappears every time anyone that had anything to do with his trial and sentencing to be hanged, is murdered... Karin Dor from You Only Lives Twice is always welcome... It's very offbeat, I like it!

John Wick: Chapter 2
(2017)

a real #2
Nothing redeeming... boring and humorless (except for Aurelio) , reality is stretched like a hot abba-zaba but that's ok, when the popcorn's fresh. Let me say one good thing to justify the single star rating, it doesn't have Halle Berry in it... yay!

Vikings: The Best Laid Plans
(2020)
Episode 10, Season 6

Oh Brother...
Whenever I see someone write, ignore the haters (one of my least favorite sayings in recent years) I know what i'm dealing with... this show went off the rails seasons ago but I was a masochist and had to watch it... all even while telling myself what a chump I was.

If you think this season was bad, wait till they all come back wearing masks!

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