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Bad marketing. The problem with the series Firefly was NBC advertised it as a comedy, when what it was is a Sci-fi series with a lot of comedic relief. People who would have loved Firefly didn't watch it because Scify fans want their Scify taken seriously, if it makes them chuckle, all the better, but serious first.

That's this movies problem. The people who would love this are Murder Mystery folk, like me, and not generally Tarrintino fans, which I'm not. And most QT fans told me to pass. I loved Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction, but I'm not what you would call an QT fan. I find the way he tells story somewhat lazy, and his fetish with rape is not my cup of tea, no offense to QT fans, I 'm just not into QT's 'style' of filmmaking because there is way too much unnecessary rape and gratuitous gore, but I love the Hatful Eight because it not's really a Tarrintino film, it more of Columbo / Agatha Christi film with a Tarrintino twist.

Loved it, just wish I would have known 9 years ago what it was.

They sure got the name right of this episode. I felt like I was watching someone read they're diary with pictures. The actress paying the daughter didn't fair well as a hard cowgirl, she was more like a kitty cat pretending to be a lion. I didn't buy her a dry, grief at all. She is a awesome actress, but this episode did not do her any favors.

Remember when directors were chosen based are their ability and not what's between their legs. Just calling it like I see it. Look at all the recent trash coming out and tell me I'm wrong. I dare you. I double-dog dare you.

This doesn't know what ito wants to be.

This movie takes every stereotype out there and stands it on its head, no one is safe!!! I'm conservative, and I give it a nine. This movies defines the last 10-years in a way no other movie has ever defined a decade. Before Well done Blumhouse, we'll done sir.

Netflix movies division is being ran by woke producers hiring woke writers checking boxes. They are without a clue how to develop stories, or characters because they were hired by box these checkers. Currently no one is getting hired because of their talent. And this dribble is proof.

Here is a summary - No one I can sleep and no one knows why, including the veiwers, so we better find some women and girls to save the apocalyptic world from evil white men.

If you haven't read the books your going to have a lot of questions. This screenplay requires the viewer to have a base knowledge of the plot.

Daisy does't disappoint. She uses all two of her facial expressions playing another a doe-eyed, all powered, smarter, stronger than everyone in the universe Mary Sue. I know was not expecting anything more than that, and you shouldn't either.

I'm sorry, but honestly, I think Hollywood is pumping a dry well with Ms. Ridley.

Tom Holland is great, but saddled with one of the dumbest scripts that even Madds couldn't save.

WTF is this? Gimme a break these are legit reviews.

And Margaret Thatcher is the criminal. So here comes the lesson, break into the queens bedroom, and you get your way. Here that Brits!?! Thatcher save that country, these aholes are attempting to rewrite history.

I have never seen a more lazy written episode in my life. Must have been way to stretch the budget. No known stars in this one. This way they can rip off the advertising by charging full boat for an episode that cost them nothing. This season is easily the worst yet. This episode, the worst of the worst.

Here's a test. If you came across this show, and only this show, would you want see the next one?

One idiot talks about the great camerawork, that like telling your wife, "you prepare it with such great style" when she asks how dinner was. Lol.

TAKE NOTICE: Every negative review is a hater fanboy probably from Britain. They will confess it as some point in every one of their reviews. I don't understand how they don't realize we don't give a f what they think, and never do. But I am glad they admit it because when you subtract every fanboy review from the top twenty you get an average of 8.5. Believe it.

This 'American' version (whatever that means) is tense, well acted, and well written. Something British Television is not known for. Remember that awesome British version of ....., no you don't. British Television is so bad they force taxpayers to pay for BBC because otherwise they would go bankrupt. BBC is a welfare to work program for talentless hacks.

Watch this, I AM BEOWULF! on episode 4 and it just keeps getting better. Right now, beside The Boys, it's one the best shows streaming has to offer. And please don't ever let self-absorbed fanboy puritans desperate to stop any from enjoying a vision they don't approve of stop you watching something truly brilliant and smartly done.

I can see this story and the horror version of Bonnie and Clyde ( You will have to watch to understand my meaning cause I'm trying to spoil anything if you haven't). If you have seen it, think a about it. They join up and run off to fight together, taking on new lives as they run. Eventually they would circle back years later to reconnect with the lost daughter, needing her in the end to out smarting the Evil One, or the Evil One uses her in some way to lure the couple in. Now that would be awesome. Someone with serious writing talent should bring that to life.

Pleased be warned. You have watched Prometheus, Alien Covenant, and Robin Hood, and your still holding to hope anything from Scott Free Productions will make sense in the end. Good grief, you all like an abused spouse. He is a broken clock, that's right one a century. You are warned.

This first episode has more plot holes than Ridley Scott's last two Alien movies. This may end up being epic, but nothing in this first episode would leave anyone, other than the bought and paid for reviewers that sell their reviews, to believe that. I say watch it, for free, and then try and explain how any of that made sense. I dare you.

I will admit, everything was really pretty, but so was Ridley Scott's last two Alien debacles. 'Prometheus' was really pretty too. If Ridley would just go back to making Science Fiction for the joy of entertainment instead brow beating his Ath

If I don't get this am I Star Wars fan, and does that make my opinion not matter? Because I don't get Star Wars either. I guess it was awesome in the 80's but the one I watch recently was as disjointed as this. And wtf accent is Daniel Craig absolutely failing at. Is he trying to be funny, over the top, or is he seriously acting a part? For me this is a mess, so obviously I must stick to Star Wars because I have no idea what I watched here. It wasn't funny, dramatic, or mysterious. By the end I didn't really care who, or if anyone killed him, I was just wishing someone would kill me.

5 Stars, I love me some Ana, she is awesome in everything she's in. I hope they make a Blade Runner 3 and make he a real girl.

I REALLY wanted to like this. An origin story about the Lady of The Lake, I'm there. A story of a strong independent warrior woman in the Middle Ages, THE DARK AGES, could be awesome. WHAT WAS I THINKING!?!

At this point there is nothing more fascinating than watching the self destruction of 'Entertainment' industry, than anything they produce.

Is rape all these books are about. Who are We kidding here. So the husband, the daughter, and now the wife have all been raped. Some knuckled head said they watched it 3 times. Someone should find out who that it is and keep them away from women and children.

Just curious, will Roger be the Rape victim next season, will the show runners will have another go at Brianna.

Who else but Richard Rankin could mope from scene to scene, saying nothing at all, and still have time to write all these glowing reviews about himself. Then again, he most likely paid for them.

PS, Who is the a-hole that added a silent movie gimmick, what's Richard do next, brake out into song and dance.

Are you as stupid as Bobby Axel? If you will give the keys to your castle to the person that spent last season trying to destroy you, you just might be. I can't wait to see the dues ex machine device they use to save Bobby from his stupidity this season.

Honestly, they have just been recycling the same plot over and over again. This premier, just confirms it.

Dear white males, if you get confused about what your watching just remember the the protagonist, the evil invisible force, is you, the toxic white male patriarchal ogre that should be destroyed.

So I'll just sum this season up, all men are stupid barely able to function, and they can't accomplish anything unless they stand on top of a Mary Sue's shoulder. Not one redeeming straight white male except Marty, played by the show runner Jason Bateman and he has nefarious morals.

Too bad we are not hiring creatives based on the abilities anymore. How do you put this together and say, 'yeah, good job'! Well you hire a group of people that all think alike.

I love Anne Hathaway and Willem Defoe and can only think they did this as a favor.

This series craps on the memory of Kiki and the DEA agents that risked their lives to get him justice. Maybe someday Netflix can explain why Kiki is the angel protecting DEA from getting shot in Columbia because this show shows the DEA 'efforts' to avenge him as pretty pointless. Miguel Angel took himself out, why or how they turned on him is still pretty unclear. They had a meeting and decided to stop cooperating with each other, making me wonder why they ever decided to form a union in the first place. This last season is right up there with Season 8 of GoA.

This is made to make socialists feel like they are winning. It justifies their hate and their attacks on conservative s and supporters of the President. The irony that they are using Jews in their propaganda to promote hate against Trump supporters as less than human deplorables deserving of losing theirs job, their property, and their lives will be lost these idiots, because they are simply that, hate-filled-bigoted-fascists demanding people get their minds right with their beliefs. Like one of Bernie's campaign managers stated, when Bernie gets elected the will need camps to get people educated. Look it up on You Tube. Enjoy it for it it is, fascist propaganda.

Not since Walter White standing out a RV in the desert in his tighty-whitey's have has show made you so desperate to find out what is going on. Jason Bateman hits a home run in the pilot episode. Can't wait to dive back in.

Think Black Mirror.

This series is a commentary on societal evolution. We are evolving into a society that has already arrived albeit minus the technology to link our brainwaves using no instrumentalities. Imagine if your phone was your brain, the camera is your eyes, and your ears are your ear buds. For example TV's, movie theaters would no longer be necessary because you could stream a movie that would fill your entire of vision. Awesome.

This series is about the dark side of this technology and what is so scary is how possible it is.