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Its not great lets be honest. Some half decent actors acting like they've never acted before.

The story is an old old one and told poorly, urban legend done it better.

Why were they all pissed at each other? Michael hated Mandy yet didn't know the story of his dads death? If he did his attitude would make sense, I feel like that was the reason but they missed a few steps.

Also, why was there no discussion about how Michael never dumped Chloe at all, it was just this weird continuation for her to go to lovers lane.

Anyway, I can look past it all, all of it, except Pennys wig. Why was she wearing that wig? Why was it so long? What was the point in it at all? I'm so intruiged.

I watched this film & provided my husband with updates after each 20 mins...here are those updates.

1. The cop guy from Saw 7 or whatever is in it...playing a cop.

2. One of the characters 'gets up reguarly for early morning jogs' but has clearly never been taught how to run.

3. Its clear the director has never experienced thunder and lightening ever before.

.... 4. Jimmy the cop has been killed by a black mist that turns into a person.

5. Jimmys brother doesnt seem bothered though.

6. New guy in town writing a history book just took librarian he met yesterday on a date.

7. His brothers being creepy on chat rooms.

8. Historian man just came face to face with mist person who threw a cow head on his car and some how car is covered in more blood than a cow head would produce.

... 9. People have been disappearing since 1600s.

10. Historians brother friend got killed.

11. New sheriff whos old dead sherrifs brother accusses historian.

12. I think librarians in on it.

13. There was a drawing of a field background.

14. Noone learned emotion at acting school.

... 15. Historian and librarian met up with old historian man who told them its a curse and will be passed to who ever kills it.

16. Historian and librarian get it on then librarian got killed.

17. Historian got arrested by brother sheriff and they just left the dead librarian in the house.

18. They drive to somewhere where more bodies are and now brother sheriff and historian are teaming up.

19. Go back to dead librarian hours later and her body is gone.

20. They go to find mist person who is a cross between the predator and uncle fester.

21. Its dead, they now don't know who got the curse so point their guns at each other.

22. Goes black and someones fired a shot.

Credits.

You're welcome.

I loved the original tv show, I loved the film and I loved this.

No, its not the same. Yes there are some political elements thrown in there but why can't anyone just watch a show as it without comparisons?

I personally loved the episodes and the acting. Yeah there was some worse than others but overall it was great and I'm sad its cancelled.

Its decent, quite interesting concept and decent acting but don't watch it based on the fact that its a 2hour pilot for a tv show that USA decided not to pick up.

Unless you want to be enraged and like having no answers, then go ahead.

Actually terrible. This wasnt a michael myers film. This was a full on slasher.

Halloween is a stalker movie. This was just michael made up for the sake of another film.

He doesnt run, he doesnt kill lots of people at once.

Give up already.

Was ok-ish but saw the while thing coming from the minute Alex was introduced.

Wasn't sure what to expect going in but overall I enjoyed it.

The acting was a bit off at times but overall it was pretty weird fun.

The film is fine, acting is ok, the monster is a bit lame but a big killer sea creature isn't going to be the best quality, however the actual 'stars' are another matter.

Honestly, what are the odds of having 5 generally terrible people together on one boat. Johnny is about the only half decent dude but seriously, they were all horrible people and they all deserved it.

This is one of John Travoltas best performances to date. I must admit, I have never been more stressed or uncomfortable watching a film in my life. I do not know what film other people were watching, but it wasn't this one. Well written and fantastic acting from all.

Its weird for sure but I have seen far worse movies that people have raved about. Take out the walrus and its a pretty normal movie.

Defo not Kevin Smiths worst movie, Chasing Amy gets that award.

...and believe me, I've watched some bad ones.

Watched this because it was a Lionsgate films and generally they are fine but what even was this.

You take a premise of a well known spree of crimes and it becomes this boring mess.

Could have been so much more. Forgettable.

For all the people giving it a poor review clearly have no joy left in their soul. In a world thats full of political statements and PC culture, this is just exactly what we need. Its stupid and hilarious and doesn't take itself seriously. Aunty Donna is genuinely one of the best things to happen to 2020. I love pud.

Threw this on thinking it sounded a bit lame but it was genuinely terrifying.

Took me about 2 hours to watch as I had to keep pausing it.

Well worth a watch!

It is literally EXACTLY what you think it will be.

Overall i quite liked this movie.

The acting was fine, the premise was good, story was intruiging but then its just left me with questions.

There were numerous times when someone wasn't being looked at yet they didn't disappear. Where was Noah this whole time and if he was in a ditch why hadn't he disappeared when noome was with him to look at him? Where did all the blood go? Why didn't Claire disappear straight after Jack did?

I'm so annoyed!

I really enjoyed the 1st two movies but this was just terrible. Awful acting, too much poor green screen & that cops hair! What even did I watch. Barely a kill in sight. Wasted hours of my life.

I love anything bigfoot related but this just no. Nothing actually happens, the acting is awful. It just shouldn't have been made.

A modern telling of the monkey paw. Acting not bad, story & scenes pretty decent. Overall enjoyable.

Loved this movie the 1st time I saw it years ago. Recommended it & was excited for the 2nd one. That was until I watched it again & its just not good. Sam's face reveal just looks terrible & the stories & makeup are just a no.

Basically a mix of the cube and saw. The actings not bad & the rooms & story make sense. The endings not great but overall watchable.

I came across this movie when looking at information about Tom Hardy and when I saw a picture of him and Benedict Cumberbatch I thought that could be interesting...

How right a choice I made.

This movie is truly amazing. Heartwarming and touching and makes you realise that you judge people far too quickly.

A story about a tortured and troubled, yet lovely, caring man.

A story about a man, who despite his problems, still helped to campaign to help people he knew had been wrongly imprisoned.

Tom Hardy's performance as Stuart is sensational.

A must watch for anyone who hasn't seen it. I don't think I've cried that hard in a long time.