dthorsen1146

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In the Company of Men
(1997)

sick movie
This has got to be the sickest movie ever made two guys one who's literally god's answer to woman and one who's pretty much a wimpy guy get together to burn a woman to the ground physically, emotionally, and sexually and they pretty much succeed and they do this on a deaf woman who by the way falls for the athletic AH who is god's answer to woman they both date her and the wimpy one falls for her I have seen this movie twice and I thought it was sicker the second time I wanted to jump in the screen and kick bot of their butts but the girl does get somewhat smart in the end but it leaves you with a big ? mark over your head It is worth watching to see how sick dating can be or how Hollywood can exaggerate things

The Karate Kid Part III
(1989)

Psychological test
I rented this one about ten or so years ago had my beers while I was watching and repeatedly went out of my head for a few hours. The first movie was a psychological attack on a lonely teenager getting attacked by a popular clique of stuck on themselves high school karate boys. This one has an older Danny getting back from Japan then proceeding to get a total psyche blast from someone who just wants to psychologically ruin his life by becoming his friend then taking that back then trying to destroy him by using karate. Danny has to figure it out on his own this time but Miyagi does help him eventually. Just for guidance and we finally get to see him fight what a scene! I'd recommend this to anyone liking the first one and maybe they did try to squeeze out another movie but it is way better than the next karate kid

Butch and Sundance: The Early Days
(1979)

worth watching
On a scale of 1-4 I give it a 2 but it is definitely worth watching Tom Berenger has a very strange resemblance to Paul Newman never thought I'd say that. William Katt also has somewhat of a look like Robert Redford. Especially when he grows a mustache the movie definitely looks like it was filmed for television with the violence toned down I though it would be a shoot 'em up western. While it did have some shooting this movie is more about Butch and Sundance meeting up and starting their outlaw careers. After seeing this one for the first time I actually want to watch the original for the umpteenth time to see what was incorporated into it if you are a fan of the first one you will really enjoy this movie.

Dr. Alien
(1989)

Judy Landers
My all-time favorite T.V. bimbo is Judy Landers she was the queen of the lingerie, bikini, and revealing outfit wearing actress of the 80's. This by far and sadly so is her best movie and she does look hot. There was lots of nudity in this movie the actresses must of known they were going to have to take their shirts off in this one. But the smart one was Judy in this movie she cashed her check without taking her shirt off. Judy watching was easy in the 80's also very enjoyable but this movie takes the cake it also was one of her last jobs in the film industry. She married a Professional Baseball Pitcher who just happened to be pitching for the dodgers at the time they met and they settled down to make a family. This movie is a knockoff of 50's and 60's sci fi movies with nudity added in so it feels just like a cheesy teen flick from the 80's. I haven't seen this movie since the early 90's and that one was edited so I didn't see the nudity. But if your younger and you want to see the queen of the 80's this is a must see. I gave it a 7 because it's watchable and kind of funny watching Judy turn into an alien towards the end of the movie. Other than that I doubt I could even sit through this again 15 years later but then again maybe I could.

I Still Dream of Jeannie
(1991)

I still dream of Barbara Eden
Barbara Eden is probably my favorite T.V. actress of all time she did her movie time in the 50's and early 60's. But what she did in this movie is almost a crime. I mean how can a 60 year old woman look so good in a Jeannie costume. She has the body of a 30 year old in this I'm still in shock and I saw this movie six years ago. She even had me debating with myself if she had a body double through half the movie when I then realized that would've been impossible. I could keep writing about how shockingly beautiful she was but I really shouldn't be shocked she has always been gorgeous. So I'll get on with the movie. Her husband (tony) is lost in space and after a certain period of time is gone I think 30 days she's going to have to go back home if they can't find tony. So she has to go find a new master naturally her sister jeannietwo shows up and tries to mess up the situation even more. It was a watchable movie and if you were an I dream of Jeannie fan like I've been my whole life since I was 4 even at four I thought I was going to get in trouble for watching it because of her outfits in the show. Eventually I realized I wasn't going to get in trouble though. You might think I'm nuts for giving this movie a 10 but I can't change it Barbara Eden was just too good looking in this movie to give it anything lower.

Back to the Beach
(1987)

beach movies
In the early to mid 60's Annette and Frankie were in what I used to think as dumb beach movies. But as I've gotten older their really quite funny and entertaining. The music was good and boy Annette and Frankie could sure sing. Their really wasn't much of a plot to these movies just hanging out at the beach with the girls in bikinis of course Annette was in her one piece, and the guys and their surfboards. Back to the Beach follows this rule and even carries on the music side of it too. I personally fell head over heels (again) for the 45 year old Annette when I saw her in this. I was very upset when I found out she had her first public symptoms of MS during filming of this movie. But this is a good last tribute to the queen of the 60's beach movies. It's not the best movie it's silly it does have a plot though, and it is watchable but I still give it only a six because the kid that plays Annette and Frankie's son in this movie is so annoying that I wanted to strangle him. Lori Loughlin(of full house fame) is cast as their daughter and she does a fine job but it still doesn't overshadow the annoying son. Pee Wee Herman a.k.a. Paul Reubens makes a brief appearance in this as a singer singing us "The Bird"

Almost Pregnant
(1992)

Linda alderson the ultimate female
First of all I think but do not know for a fact that Barbara Eden's son (god rest his soul) Matthew Ansara who goes by the stage name Steve Alden or Alar or something like that was in this as the muscle man who got paid $18k or so to basically pose or maybe they actually did do the nasty it sure looks convincingly too me Any way whoever it is I've always felt was the luckiest guy on the face of the planet. I've always had a crush on Tanya Roberts that voice that hair that body this is the movie that I think she looks the hottest. It's actually a pretty dumb movie with lots of Tanya Roberts naked so it makes it worthwhile too me So with further adieu I might just go watch it again I give it a six because of Tanya Roberts enough said.

Hunk
(1987)

awful
I have probably watched this movie way too many times too remember don't want too get too embarrassed but 80's poster model Deborah Shelton is in it and that's enough for me. It's actually probably the worst movie I've ever seen least the worst one that ever hit the theaters remember the hunk in trunk advertisements for your back car window oh please! Anyone who thinks this is a classic 80's movie never was in the 80's. If I want this too be submitted I have to write at least three more lines. So I don't know why I think Deborah Shelton turns me on so much in this movie I mean she doesn't even wear a bikini just a blue one piece swimsuit and some knock your socks off dresses that made me go crazy Maybe I actually am crazy for watching this movie so many times

Private School
(1983)

average
I'm 37 years old and I probably been watched this movie 100 times since I was a teenager. It's actually a dumb movie but who can resist the dumb teenybopper movies from the 80's excluding fast times most if not all were dumb as ---- but they were somewhat watchable. This one I saw on regular t.v. remember those days. The cut version but I actually have had a crush on Betsy Russell since that day. I even watched this movie hopefully for the last time last summer while I drank a twelve pack I actually watched the uncut version and still got turned on to Betsy I mean Jordan Leigh Jensen the typical 80's rich stuck on herself ----- by the way Kelly Preston was pretty good in that role as a teeny bopper in the 80's too. I used too think this movie had (Jordan) with her ample bosom showing in more than one scene but it was the finest bareback riding that's I've ever seen no I don't watch porn maybe soft porn but I still watch those old too me a classic 80's ten movies and I give this one a six because it's still watchable (barely) because as with all the teen actresses I got turned on too were all a little older. One last thing the two bedroom scenes with the bitchy and c-tease Jordan are classic material for a thirteen year old too see 13 going on 37 I don't even know why I wrote this but I don't feel so weird anymore confessions of an aging generation

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