For 15 years, the best thing the ballsy U.K.-based parkour team known as Storror could say for a successful stunt — whether jumping off a cliff together or leaping between tall buildings for videos they uploaded to YouTube — was that none of them had died in the process. But now, with a wealth of law-breaking footage to their name, the seven-member posse has not only their lives to show for it, but also a feature-length Michael Bay movie to commemorate their exploits.

In “We Are Storror,” the bombastic auteur (who first engaged the pro parkour group for spectacular sequences in his 2019 film “6 Underground”) assembles a career-spanning supercut in their honor. Bay insists he was far from the action at all times, coming in only at the end to sift through and edit what Storror had documented on their own. But there’s no denying the influence Bay’s splashy...