Poll: Just Goats
Which of the following goat facts do you find the most relatable? baa baaaaah bleat maaaaa ... over here!
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Goat Simulator (2014)
Physics be damned. Goats just know how to violate the laws of physics. -
Lucas Dawson and Ellie Grainger in The Witch (2015)
Goats are the emissary of the Devil, (or sometimes, in fact, the actual avatar for the Prince of Darkness himself). -
Nichijou: My Ordinary Life (2011)
Goat as a status symbol and method of transportation for the elite. -
George Clooney in The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)
Goats can be potential conduits to powerful psychic powers one is trying to develop. -
David Duchovny and Graham Phillips in Goats (2012)
Goats are subjects to study... for science. -
Jurassic Park (1993)
Sorry. But aren't goats merely dino food? -
Michelle Pfeiffer in Stardust (2007)
Witches use goats as commuting alternatives to flying on a broom. -
Taylor Swift: Mean (2011)
Goats are pop music video fodder?! -
Travis Fimmel in Vikings (2013)
Goats make the softest best friends and companions. -
Glen Powell in Scream Queens (2015)
Hey! I'm lactose intolerant. My goat friends provide goats milk, which has lower lactose than milk from cows. -
The Leftovers (2014)
Sometimes goats make for the most perfect... scapegoats during unexplainable times involving natural and supernatural disasters. -
Donald Glover in Community (2009)
Goats are OTHER school's mascots, to be taken as pranks. They also can be made into unwilling, unknowing scapegoats for any unresolved hijinks. -
Le Quattro Volte (2010)
Hi there honey. You want the $50 Table Dance, or the $25 version? -
#14
Mountain goats often have anger management issues. -
The Andy Griffith Show (1960)
Goats make for terrible Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technicians. -
Goat Story (2008)
Being in a love triangle with a goat is never recommended. -
Jonathan Ashmore in A Kid for Two Farthings (1955)
GOATS ARE MORE MAGICAL AND SPECIAL THAN UNICORNS! Disagree? #FIGHTME! -
The Incredible Dr. Pol (2011)
"This ain't nothing Mom! It was just a little fight and you ought to see what the other kid looks like!" Kids these days?! Am I right? These juvenile delinquents, always ready to rumble. -
Anne Hathaway in Hoodwinked! (2005)
Goats are pretentious hipster buskers, living in luxury lofts of Williamsburg, NYC. -
Mysteries at the Museum (2010)
Always stereotyped as being the tough guy. -
Bless This Mess (2019)
Goats get incensed when they are mistaken as celebrity doppelgangers.