• Warning: Spoilers
    Talking about a movie with a helluva unique premise. If you don't know anything about The Suckling, you should know that it's also known as Sewage Baby. And that's my cue to tell you what the flick's about.

    Young to-be Mom and young to-be Dad head on over to a Whore-house/Abortion Clinic to get the works done on their unborn bambino. Through a little bit of arguing and a little bit of forced persuasion, the deal is done and our little fetus is, yep, flushed down the toilet. Into the toxic waste polluted sewers! Though miraculous means, our baby is transformed into a revenge-seeking, mutant, killing machine with needle-sharp teeth and bulging eyeballs. Watch out whores and low-lives! You're trapped in the house, The Suckling is on the loose and you're it's intended victims!

    The Suckling definitely, definitely fits into the So-Bad-It's-Good category. With ridiculously weak acting and writing the movie is definitely laugh worthy. Though that is always up in the air depending if you dig this stuff or not. Add in the monstrous mutant freak show bashing through sh!t and ripping people's heads off, and you have a decently entertaining B Horror flick. Unfortunately there's a little too much talky-stuff and not enough icky-stuff. But don't fret fans of cheese and horror, this is definitely worth your precious time. That is, if you dig this type of crap. I sure do. I'll eat this sh!t up all day long.