Review

  • Warning: Spoilers
    This film cannot be taken seriously. My rating applies merely to the acting, special effects and plot of the film. If you were to watch this film drunk it would be the greatest film ever, sadly i didn't. I learned many things from watching this film;

    • If you are getting married the next day, then don't fly


    • Sharks can jump 30,000 feet out of the water


    • The Golden Gate bridge vs Megalodon = no contest


    • Sharks can travel at 500 knots but Submarines can outrun them


    • Oil Rig vs Octopus = only one winner


    • Jet vs octopus = take a guess


    • The US naval fleet would last approximately 10 seconds against an octopus


    • If a gap is 25 metres wide, a submarine is 22.5 metres wide and a shark is 4 times wider than the submarine, will the shark make it through the gap = Easily


    • It took 3 scientists a day to work out that a tooth was in fact a tooth


    • If it doesn't appear on the radar then it is terminated, end of!


    • The blonde woman in it is hot and easy