• I must conclude this film was a social experiment. If it isn't then it proves there cannot be a God.

    I thought someone had drugged me because I'd never seen anything this tragically bad.

    This director must be a machine or a lower primate.

    The worst acting I've seen in a professional film (namely, the Russian).

    The worst critical comment I've ever had to make: The producers and director are 'artistically-blind'. Not challenged. Blind.

    Not even good enough for a laugh at its own expense.

    Why?