• Warning: Spoilers
    I have just had the pleasure of watching this wonderful film. I think if I ever see it again I may just implode with excitement.

    I know I ticked the spoilers box thing, but to be fair, not a lot really happens to spoil.

    She's really stupid, gets roped into things so easily she deserves her fate, she screams a lot, people get shot, more people get shot, totally bland sex scenes happen, ridiculous deaths occur, more people get shot, someone gets stabbed and then it ends.

    I can't actually bring myself to remember the plot - as there isn't one.

    Do not watch this film. I think it sounded pretty good as an idea, but was realised in such an awful way that every copy needs to be found, shredded, burned and then dumped somewhere on the dark side of the moon.