Review

  • Alan is clearly superior to Blade in these Bree Mills-produced Oiler exercises, devoting himself to girl/girl content while Barrett handles the boy/girl ones. Five lengthy vignettes are presented here from the Gamma massage websites.

    As a dyed-in-the-wool April O'Neil fan, I liked her segment best, in which her unseen boyfriend gifts her with a massage, conducted by lesbian Jenna Sativa. They make a fine team, and the pornographers err as usual with a line about preferring "a male masseuse", sort of an oxymoron but clearly proof that ignorance is bliss in pornoland concerning the removal of the word "masseur" from the English language.

    An actress who I've generally disliked (after the hype of her Lexington Steele-imitation back story of trading in a job on Wall Street for the glamor of porn performing) Veronica Vain acquits herself well as the client reluctantly succumbing to the wiles of masseuse Veruca James, in perhaps the DVD's most obvious equation of masseuse with prostitute.

    Big names like Mercedes Carrera and Karlie Montana handle the oiling up procedure with aplomb, and overall it's an effective way to send one's brain on vacation for 3 hours and observe the XXX Oiler ritual as executed by pretty women.