• Remember in my review of Going Places I mentioned I've only ever seen one film with more graphic sex scenes? The Last Woman is that one movie. Now, let's separate the men from the boys, so to speak and get the obvious out of the way: This is an X-rated movie. I'd never seen an X-rated movie before, and I thought to myself, "I bet this will be funny!" If any of you are thinking the same assumption I thought, let me tell you that there was nothing funny about The Last Woman. It was X-rated for a reason, and that reason was shown many times. Go ahead and call me a prude if you want to, but I've learned my lesson and will never watch an X-rated movie again. In my opinion, some things are private and should only be seen by the person he's about to have sex with.

    So, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about the movie itself. Gérard Depardieu stars as a single dad raising his infant son and pursuing a romance with Ornella Muti, whom he met while picking up his son from daycare. It's a very physically-based relationship, and they break up a few times over the course of the film, only to get back together when Ornella returns to his apartment and takes her clothes off. There's practically an unspoken rule in the apartment that no one's allowed to wear his or her clothes, which is either an attempt for hidden-camera realism or a reinstatement of the main theme that Gérard's character is obsessed with his male prowess. During one of their fights, Ornella shouts, "You're nothing without it!" (according to the English subtitles).

    Also according to the English subtitles is the tagline, "Nothing will prepare you for the devastating climax." Please be forewarned by this, as it's entirely true. Besides the ridiculous amount of inappropriate sexual activity in front of the baby and the demeaning nature of the relationship, the end scene is very shocking and upsetting. In case you're watching the movie and wonder if it'll get better or if you should turn it off, I'd recommend you turn it off. No one needs to see what happens in the end.

    Kiddy Warning: Obviously, you have control over your own children. However, due to due to graphic nudity, graphic sex scenes, and upsetting content, I wouldn't let my kids watch it.